Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

27 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Hot food is a luxury, a delicious Chinese meal, the lazy fuckers all shut at 10pm.

Ahh I see you know your judo well

And why did chinkys have fish tanks in? Crescent Road, one up Breighmet, one up Highfield, one in Ainsworth...

It was most offputting.

I always thought fish shit would fall into the fryers when they cleaned the tank and changed the water - except they probably didn't

My mate had a goldfish in a tank in his bedroom, he got bored of it and let it die from neglect.

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Ahh I see you know your judo well

Judo's from Japan - I think...

I went to a Japanese restaurant in Manchester once, they tried to make me take my shoes off...

We had to sit in a pit.

It was about £250 for the four of us, and it was mainly just peppers.

 

Edited March 11, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Judo's from Japan - I think...

I went to a Japanese restaurant in Manchester once, they tried to make me take my shoes off...

We had to sit in a pit.

It was about £250 for the four of us, and it was mainly just peppers.

Did a bloke get you on your penis?

14 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Did a bloke get you on your penis?

I think one of the four was a tranny, it was my bird's leaving do and they were colleuges and lovers (handful - the girl not the tranny, the girlfriend wasn't involved, I think the tranny she just padded her bra).

The bloke was loving the tranny. Not my girlfriend.

I was enraged when they brought the bill, you could've bought peppers and catpiss from Tesco or Asda for about ten quid.

£250 and on me. 

Edited March 11, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

37 minutes ago, Spider said:

But you'd be hooked if every episode involved Comer and Oh sharing a marrow coated in industrial lubricant?

I mean, who wouldn't 

16 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Did a bloke get you on your penis?

Peppers, not poppers.

40 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Judo's from Japan - I think...

I went to a Japanese restaurant in Manchester once, they tried to make me take my shoes off...

We had to sit in a pit.

It was about £250 for the four of us, and it was mainly just peppers.

 

This is democracy manifest 

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

This is democracy manifest 

I grew up in a fuckin' orphanage because of those Japs.

Now I have to take my shoes off?

Fuck them.

The girls/women don't even groom their minge hair - not even a Brazilian, they have Brian Blessed in their knickers

Edited March 11, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Fremulon

Terence and Philip are on again - what the fuck is Lovejoy wearing, he looks like an 80 year old lesbian in a nursing home.

Terence is baking a cake and gobbing in the mix.

The dirty scouse tramp.

Edited March 13, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

@Youri McAnespie have you tried something other than terrestrial tv?

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie have you tried something other than terrestrial tv?

I've got Netflix and a Chromecast - I simply can't be arsed with it, I can't even remember my login, I should cancel it really. I only used to watch stuff about Yetis or their North American cousin Sasquatch/Bigfoot.

I've never watched anything boxsetty ever.

 

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I've got Netflix and a Chromecast - I simply can't be arsed with it, I can't even remember my login, I should cancel it really. I only used to watch stuff about Yetis or their North American cousin Sasquatch/Bigfoot.

I've never watched anything boxsetty ever.

 

It may be some kind of redemption if you did.

Drag you out of your cynical reverie.

Give it a few weeks of costume dramas and reality shows, and you could be the Gok Wan of the forum.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

It may be some kind of redemption if you did.

Drag you out of your cynical reverie.

Give it a few weeks of costume dramas and reality shows, and you could be the Gok Wan of the forum.

Him out of 'Enter the Dragon' and 'Monkey Magic'? He was a cokehead that's how he died.

I started to watch that 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' last night and fell asleep in about five minutes. Shite - as was the 'Hateful Eight'.

Edited March 13, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Is it just me, or is Netflix getting worse? Watch far more on Now and Amazon - even Disney Plus.

It's like the real crime Channel nowadays.

New episodes of The Last Kingdom aside.

Some fucking Cambridge College are getting a third go after being beat three times on University Challenge - Why don't they have a proper knockout and let some Scumbag Colleges in? The posh twats win, well I'm beating the four thick twats from Cambridge on my tod, and I'm scum.

Edited March 14, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Watched Our House on ITV player yesterday. For an ITV drama it's very good.

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Some fucking Cambridge College are getting a third go after being beat three times on University Challenge - Why don't they have a proper knockout and let some Scumbag Colleges in? The posh twats win, well I'm beating the four thick twats from Cambridge on my tod, and I'm scum.

If somebody asked you "How many fingers are you holding up?", you'd still get it wrong.

14 hours ago, Cheese said:

If somebody asked you "How many fingers are you holding up?", you'd still get it wrong.

You've got two GCSE's - C Grade, in CDT and Home Economics. You went to Woodside.

27 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You've got two GCSE's - C Grade, in CDT and Home Economics. You went to Woodside.

You save your farts in a jar. Last time you had a bath, the council had to come round to unblock the drains. You wank over your neighbours dog. You eat uncooked rice and drink straight Vimto. And you pronouce it "Vimpto". You fire blanks and fantasise that a boiled egg with a face drawn on it is your "son".

Edited March 15, 20224 yr by Cheese

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

You save your farts in a jar. Last time you had a bath, the council had to come round to unblock the drains. You wank over your neighbours dog. You eat uncooked rice and drink straight Vimto. And you pronouce it "Vimpto". You fire blanks and fantasise that a boiled egg with a face drawn on it is your "son".

You have anal sex with chickens, you make airfix models in a mental asylum, you steal The Daily Sport from the corner shop, you eat 'Billy Bear' pork luncheon slices and 'Alphabites' for every meal, you masturbate over those adverts with the emaciated African kids, you go to Skegness every year and have never held a passport, you drive a Lada that has a broken window replaced with plastic sheeting and sellotape, you think Jamie Oliver is your best mate because you messaged him once on Twitter, You bake Aunt Bessie cake mix and yearn to be on 'Bake Off', You watch Blockbusters on a VHS tape and answer the questions. You wipe your arse with Bounty Kitchen Roll, you sleep in a cot in a onesie sucking a dummy.

52 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You have anal sex with chickens, you make airfix models in a mental asylum, you steal The Daily Sport from the corner shop, you eat 'Billy Bear' pork luncheon slices and 'Alphabites' for every meal, you masturbate over those adverts with the emaciated African kids, you go to Skegness every year and have never held a passport, you drive a Lada that has a broken window replaced with plastic sheeting and sellotape, you think Jamie Oliver is your best mate because you messaged him once on Twitter, You bake Aunt Bessie cake mix and yearn to be on 'Bake Off', You watch Blockbusters on a VHS tape and answer the questions. You wipe your arse with Bounty Kitchen Roll, you sleep in a cot in a onesie sucking a dummy.

Yeah, so?

Vimpto 

that did make me chuckle