Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

29 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

👀

Free Deirdre Rachid. Poor cow. 

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Esco, stop being hard on yourself. Those where a very impressive 2 inches you zoomed in on for me. 

Settle yourself 

4 hours ago, Zico said:

Watched The Tinder Swindler on Netflix few weeks back, about a con artist who finds women to fleece on Tinder via pretending to be a high flyer in the jewellery world 

It's good 

Just watched The Puppet Master, also about a con man on Netflix 

He's even worse than the Tinder Swindler in terms of what he did to people 

Well worth a watch

I've seen them both. Rather than focusing  on how gullible the women are, I'm just staggered at how anyone can be so evil.

There's another on Netflix about the worst neighbours ever and on one of them a bloke moves in as a tenant and then basically becomes a squatter.  Again, another evil cunt who has no qualms about destroying other folks' lives.

Horrible, horrible cunts.

Apprentice has plumbed new depths

Absolute shitshow

10 minutes ago, Casino said:

Apprentice has plumbed new depths

Absolute shitshow

First Time Dies. 
 

Wow.

It interesting last night - they were on a hiding to nothing as they had very little exprience (bolton bloke aside) of how parents purchase.

Years ago I was invited to do a talk and an article for a marketing conference about how I'd used Heniz baby food marketing as a basis for selling cultural events (there's a nice market cross-over) What they did on is focus on the kids, rather then people who buy the product. 

Somewhere that has always helped me refocus my thinking is in the local supermarket. The food industry is a prime exponent of using selfprojection to sell their products. Heinz is a wonderful example of this, even managing to stuff your little one with jars of their ‘Mum’s Own’ brand,(fig 1) taking the guilt out of feeding your child pre-prepared food by using recipes such as new mum Gillian Adamson’s delicious Fruity Chicken Casserole or yummy Lentil and Vegetable Risotto from Sonia Jones. Suddenly you are not just buying food from a huge multinational corporation but from Gill and Sonia. What this shows is that essentially personalising communication is all about building trust and brand loyalty using a customer base.

 

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

First Time Dies. 
 

Wow.

tbh, i didnt see it

and im not sure that slag brady did, either

 

wonder how much harpreet paid for her surgery

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

tbh, i didnt see it

and im not sure that slag brady did, either

 

wonder how much harpreet paid for her surgery

It's all for TV anyway. You submit a brief to designer, you don't do it yourself. If this happened in real life it'd be the designers fault, not the person who came up with the brand name.

Still makes for good telly.

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

And im not sure that slag brady did, either

I said that 

Same happened with the other team 

That bloke also chucked in an after event observation edited to make it look like he spotted it first

I don't like Brady's sneering even when they are being fuckwits 

She's also the worst for laughing at sugars shit jokes 

She's a twat

Steph's Packed Lunch on again, she is the biggest tramp to ever have walked the earth, some twat is making a chip butty and she's about to pounce on it in a mania of greed and scrubberdom. AND she's eating and talking with her mouth open AGAIN, She's a proper povo.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Steph's Packed Lunch on again, she is the biggest tramp to ever have walked the earth, some twat is making a chip butty and she's about to pounce on it in a mania of greed and scrubberdom. AND she's eating and talking with her mouth open AGAIN, She's a proper povo.

She looks like Rocky Dennis

Steph’s packed lunch

 

Speaking of tramps, slightly refreshed last night I gave one a score, feeling charitable - I now hate myself - that could've bought me seven pints in 'spoons and a kebab sandwich at Rice and Three...

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Speaking of tramps, slightly refreshed last night I gave one a score, feeling charitable - I now hate myself - that could've bought me seven pints in 'spoons and a kebab sandwich at Rice and Three...

Check your pockets.

It could just be that you were looking in a shop window and you’ve given yourself a twenty.

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

She looks like Rocky Dennis

She's a lesbian, lesbian, lesbian, lesbians must die.

So I doubt she's arsed.

Where did she get that spunk to breed her kid? I give this conundrum far more thought than I should, I I reckon' off a pufter mate and a turkey baster (the kitchen implement, not someone who roasts turkeys) jobby.

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Check your pockets.

It could just be that you were looking in a shop window and you’ve given yourself a twenty.

No it was someone else, he had ginger hair, I woke today with great shame, twenty quid to a filthy tramp. I could've got a Chinese with that (a meal not a prostitute - they're a hundred quid for half an hour).

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

No it was someone else, he had ginger hair, I woke today with great shame, twenty quid to a filthy tramp. I could've got a Chinese with that (a meal not a prostitute - they're a hundred quid for half an hour).

A succulent Chinese meal?

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

Steph’s packed lunch

 

He nobbed a blind girl, the nonce.

He was in Back to the Future as Marty Pellow but he was so shite Martin Scorsese or whatever sacked him.

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

A succulent Chinese meal?

Hot food is a luxury, a delicious Chinese meal, the lazy fuckers all shut at 10pm.

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Hot food is a luxury, a delicious Chinese meal, the lazy fuckers all shut at 10pm.

So they can go to the casino until 4am and then wander the streets in tears because they lost all their dongs on the roulette.

It's why Chinese people don't eat liver or kidney. They harvest them for transplants instead (and are, of course, dope shooters)

Now the smoggie scrubber is talking about her love for Goodfellas' Pizzas, an absolute hobo, she'd eat discarded chicken McNuggets from the bins behind McDonald's - nailed on she eats jumbo sausage and chips with gravy every day.

Missus was just moaning about Killing Eve, saying it's gone really shite.

Why don't they just get Jodie Comer to squash her busters into the face of the asian bird that's always chasing her about? If they then went on and spent an hour shoving increasingly large implements up their respective chimneys, I reckon viewer numbers would rocket. 

If the BBC are reading this, I don't even want a fee. Just take the advice lads.

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Missus was just moaning about Killing Eve, saying it's gone really shite.

Why don't they just get Jodie Comer to squash her busters into the face of the asian bird that's always chasing her about? If they then went on and spent an hour shoving increasingly large implements up their respective chimneys, I reckon viewer numbers would rocket. 

If the BBC are reading this, I don't even want a fee. Just take the advice lads.

It went shite in season 2, now the kookiness of it is just grating 

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

It went shite in season 2, now the kookiness of it is just grating 

But you'd be hooked if every episode involved Comer and Oh sharing a marrow coated in industrial lubricant?

Edited March 11, 20224 yr by Spider

Sue from Sue's Chippy is off like a greyhound to the Casino at 10.01pm, if you fancy a fish after 9:30 fuggetabout it.