Oh aye

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html

 

What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html

 

Or a blow job off the mum

 

Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas

Oh aye

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html

 

What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html

 

Or a blow job off the mum

 

Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas

5 kids

 

she prob did them both Just for fun

Oh aye

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html

 

What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr

 

http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html

 

Or a blow job off the mum

 

Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas

 

Hard to sympathise when the doors weren't locked.

You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments

You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments

 

I'm trying to wean myself off YSC, I end up spending ages reading it.

Hard to sympathise when the doors weren't locked

 

Well it was in Truro!  Not even that for me, why were they wrapped and under a tree in November!  As fishy as the harbour . . .

Well it was in Truro!  Not even that for me, why were they wrapped and under a tree in November!  As fishy as the harbour . . .

 

Hadn't spotted the date!

 

Fishier than a Grimsby Dockside whore's snatch.

With her having those young kids the presents shouldn't be under the tree in the first place because as we all know santa delivers them on Christmas eve

 

So for that reason I don't believe a word of it

I had a look at that Facebook page, I bet a pound to the penny the ghastly lot doing the sneering are without class themselves, I'll bet the blokes wear those disgusting electric blue suits with brown shoes, I'll bet the slatterns have tellies in their boudoirs...

You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments

 

marvellous

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/EDF-ruined-Christmas-say-family-break-in.html#ixzz4RmT0papY

 

"A policewoman asked me to put a value on the presents but I can't"

I'd get Columbo's ghost on the case, he could wrap various weighted boxes in Christmas paper then get the dibble to return them as recovered from a burglar's lair, if they claim them back they're bang to rights...

marvellous

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/EDF-ruined-Christmas-say-family-break-in.html#ixzz4RmT0papY

 

"A policewoman asked me to put a value on the presents but I can't"

pay your bills then buy your laptops etc

Slag

former partner

 

or current but tell benefits you live alone

 

 

let the wways jury decide

On the christmas theme

 

Friend of mine at a primary school tells me the kids were asked to brinng a bottle in for the tombola at the christmas fair.

 

One brought a bottle of bleach.

On the christmas theme

 

Friend of mine at a primary school tells me the kids were asked to brinng a bottle in for the tombola at the christmas fair.

 

One brought a bottle of bleach.

They do that at the school my youngest attends for a wine wheel at the Christmas fair. The missus won on it last week and the bag contained a bottle of red, rose and white. Fair enough, only the bottle of white contains something that is no longer wine, it is the colour of piss. Some skank actually got their kid to take that in, it would have been better to just not bother.

They do that at the school my youngest attends for a wine wheel at the Christmas fair. The missus won on it last week and the bag contained a bottle of red, rose and white. Fair enough, only the bottle of white contains something that is no longer wine, it is the colour of piss. Some skank actually got their kid to take that in, it would have been better to just not bother.

Lad's primary school used to ask for donations for the tombola. There'd be bottles of wine, all sorts donated.

When I thought about it the money made on selling tickets was far less than the value of the goods. They would have made more if all donors had given a quid or two and those donating bottles would have been less out of pocket too!

Less fun I suppose though.

You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments

just reading them now  

Haha greggnant!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-christmas-fury-7-year-9475718

 

Nice try love

 

Now fuck off

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-christmas-fury-7-year-9475718

 

Nice try love

 

Now fuck off

Make sure you pull a really sad face Joshua.

Make sure you pull a really sad face Joshua.

10 out of 10 for the sad face. Played a blinder there.

 

Just man up and tell him superstore santa is more than likely a nonce.

 

#toughlove

10 out of 10 for the sad face. Played a blinder there.

Just man up and tell him superstore santa is more than likely a nonce.

#toughlove

I'm going dad is a Polish builder

I'd kick her back doors off

Is it just me or does that lad have a very slapable face?  His mother possibly a very slappable arse?

 

n.b. I *seldomly slap young boys . . . and you know who you are, you cheeky little monkeys  

 

As an aside, an interesting English word fact:

 

*As already pointed out, the word "seldom" is mainly an adverb, even though it can be used as an adjective in some cases. And although "seldom" may be seldom in every day language, "seldomly" occurs even more seldom. This stands in contrast to the word "often", which in relation to "seldom" is used very often**

 

**I checked as I wasn't sure if seldom or seldomly was the correct usage!

woples is seldom upside down.