December 8, 20169 yr Mick Jagger, aged 73, has just fathered his eighth child. MJ is already a great-grandfather, which means his new son is already a great-uncle.
December 8, 20169 yr Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. Cunt
December 8, 20169 yr How long does a bloke's man juice work for? Never stops being produced; though I think potency declines.
December 8, 20169 yr Cut his bollocks off... He'd have been at least in his late thirties when the mother was a baby herself, which is tantamount to him being a paedo, or sommat, sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him.
December 8, 20169 yr Selfish twat. His kid is not going to get any decent fathering time with his dad as he will be dead soon. Although I bet the rest of his kids hardly ever see him anyway; happy to be proved otherwise but wont hold my breath.
December 8, 20169 yr Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. A goalpost?
December 8, 20169 yr Walking football. Jagger Junior can snap his old man in two with a brutal late tackle (aptly) and speed up his inheritance.
December 9, 20169 yr Folk calling him a cunt for being too old are way off the mark. If his kid grows up as a decent person that's all that matters. So what if he can't play footy with his kid when he's 80, he'll just watch him or her instead. Edited December 9, 20169 yr by Alf Hartigan
December 9, 20169 yr I reckon his wench just wanted a cut of the maintenance money when he gets bored and moves on to the next gold digger
December 9, 20169 yr Aye I'm sure she'll have a dad contingency plan, probably got one waiting in the wings
December 9, 20169 yr At least it's not another brat spewed out by a Waynetta that we have to pay for.
December 9, 20169 yr Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. Cunt That would probably be true of most 80 year olds, but have you seen how much energy he has.
December 9, 20169 yr At least it's not another brat spewed out by a Waynetta that we have to pay for. its true and while its the old two wrongs not making rights, jagger wont be disappearing for 12 hour shifts every day like loads of dads i bet he sees more of this one growing up than i ever did
December 9, 20169 yr He should be neutered now though. Or put him in a cardboard box with plenty of straw somewhere warm, like under the stairs.
December 9, 20169 yr its true and while its the old two wrongs not making rights, jagger wont be disappearing for 12 hour shifts every day like loads of dads i bet he sees more of this one growing up than i ever did Haha quite true. I only ever saw my dad on a Saturday afternoon. And even then that was only through the window of the king bill or when I looked across at the burnden paddock from the lever end
December 9, 20169 yr When the baby arrives drag 'Sir' Mick by the ear over to one of their shitty nappies and then force his head into it and rub his nose in it saying "No! No!" in a stern voice, then lock him in the back yard for a spell, even if he whines and scratches at the door.
December 9, 20169 yr As NB says, he's not expecting the taxpayer to pick up the tab and moaning he can't go out to work because he has to look after them, and he's still capable of getting it up for 5 mins of fun, fair fucks to him. I reckon he's having a competition with Ronnie Wood.
December 9, 20169 yr At least it's not another brat spewed out by a Waynetta that we have to pay for. +1
Mick Jagger, aged 73, has just fathered his eighth child.
MJ is already a great-grandfather, which means his new son is already a great-uncle.