I've bagsied Sue Lawley and Joan Bakewell, could probably reel off a load more but I'll leave some for everyone else...

 

Any deviants care to go nonogenarian?

well kinda : :

 

 

 

 

I think you and e2e3 need your own section of the forum.

Imagine shagging The Queen though... Korgi licking your balls...

Duke of Edinburgh hiding in a cupboard, wanking furiously.

Duke of Edinburgh hiding in a cupboard, wanking furiously.

 

I understand that Phil the Greek has the original F1000 prototype, it was gifted to him by the Mayor of Blackpool back in '94  

 

You don't want him coming at you with that, especially as the hammer action is, shall we say, somewhat erratic and can cause serious internal bleeding. That said, it's a beautiful piece of craftsmanship, with it's marble handle and hand carved ivory fist

Duke of Edinburgh hiding in a cupboard, wanking furiously.

 

Butler wiping her juices out of her arse crack while you're still hammering away.

Butler wiping her juices out of her arse crack while you're still hammering away.

 

As long as it's not Paul Burrell, as I reckon he'd slip a finger in

Or the fistmaster...

As long as it's not Paul Burrell, as I reckon he'd slip a finger in

 

Cock more like.

Dolly Parton

Lulu

Moira Stewart

Jane fonda

Joan Allen in 10 years

I'd fuck Mary Berry and then steal a cake on my way out.

Dr Miriam Stoppard getting better with age

Anne Robinson

The sad thing is, I've seen all these ladies on their way down. Christ, Shena Easton? Looks like a hobbit.

 

Lulu is great looking - for someone in their late 60s!

 

All I've learnt is that good looking young people without a talent are nobs.

 

Older people who used to be good looking are nobs

Teresa May has the demeanour of a woman who's never come.

 

I'd give her one as an act of charity and class warfare both.

 

Kent, you are a very sick man, Mary Berry would snap under the weight of owt but another geriatric...

Kent's had worse.

Kent, you are a very sick man, Mary Berry would snap under the weight of owt but another geriatric...

Not if she went on top

Not if she went on top

As I say, he's had worse.

I remember working in Newquay in 76 and a mate who was lodging in a B & B confided to me that the landlady was coming on to him, I said get in there, he said she's in her mid 40s and over 20 year older. So what. Anyway, he gave in to her charms and thanked me for it. Christ, wish I could pick up a mid 40s women now.

When me and my mate did a season in Ibiza in our younger days - I shagged some young bird from Doncaster and my mate shagged her Grandma (complete with walking stick). Not at the same time mind! :-)

'You've made an old lady very happy....'

When me and my mate did a season in Ibiza in our younger days - I shagged some young bird from Doncaster and my mate shagged her Grandma (complete with walking stick). Not at the same time mind! :-)

NiC?

Jane Seymour

Olivia Newton-John

Priscilla Pressley

When me and my mate did a season in Ibiza in our younger days - I shagged some young bird from Doncaster and my mate shagged her Grandma (complete with walking stick). Not at the same time mind! :-)

Without meaning to question your integrity I bet being from Doncaster the gran was still only 48 or something

arlene phillips

Without meaning to question your integrity I bet being from Doncaster the gran was still only 48 or something

one of my schoolmates is a gran at 43. And yes I would, she's a cracker