I've bagsied Sue Lawley and Joan Bakewell, could probably reel off a load more but I'll leave some for everyone else...

 

Any deviants care to go nonogenarian?

 

Walking round Hamburg yesterday in the sunshine and not even in the red light zone, a bird came up and asked me if I wanted to fuck her, I thought my luck was in, then realised she wanted 60 euro,..... I took her down a back street and Banged her Like A Big Base Drum

 

I was on my own, mates had hired bikes but I decided to have a mooch round, you would have had a field day mate.

I was on my own, mates had hired bikes but I decided to have a mooch round, you would have had a field day mate.

 

 

They do really small bikes?

Mrs Bowditch anyone?

The woman from the ruff justice thread....

They do really small bikes?

they are called lambrettas 

Edited April 11, 20179 yr by tyldesley_white

What about grab a grandad? I have a list

The woman from the ruff justice thread....

 

She's obviously a game bird, why not

What about grab a grandad? I have a list

Think we know quite a few, , Mourinhio, Pardew, and the silver fox off here to name but a few.????

What about grab a grandad? I have a list

Fuckers them speech impediments

Marylin off home and away would still get a bum

Cracking shout on Hurley. Still fucking stunning

her off Downton Abbey 

 

LADY Grantham

they are called lambrettas 

 

I suppose you ride round on a Boss Hog?

 

No surprise a yank wouldn't understand style.

What about grab a grandad? I have a list

 

 

Is your tablet blue?

If she's already on here, apologies but watched this video earlier:

 

Fook me She'd have had it back then . .  not too shabby these days either

 

Whatever wendy james looks like now I would

Whatever wendy james looks like now I would

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nintchdbpict000272332124-e1475667084590.jpg?w=438&strip=all

Whatever wendy james looks like now I would

Just in case he edits it after seeing kents post.

This is the bloke who shagged lisa riley

If we're going back to fit birds from yesteryear, what does Sarah from Bananarama scrub up like these days?

This is the bloke who shagged lisa riley

Paddy?

This is the bloke who shagged lisa riley

Fucking hell that's a wways blast from the past.

I'd let this old trout give me French lessons any day.

 

Not the fella obviously but this teacher he married.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/emmanuel_macron

Edited April 21, 20179 yr by miamiwhite

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nintchdbpict000272332124-e1475667084590.jpg?w=438&strip=all

Does she frequent the same surgeon as Genesis P.Orridge?

Just in case he edits it after seeing kents post.

Still would