madthatter Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Not been getting much quality sleep of late (last 9 months) and have developed a fcking irritating stye/pouk or whatever on my left eye. Anyways, my Mrs just goes, 'you can treat eye infections with breastmilk.' Not being convinced I looked it up and it seems Kosher(ish) Just received my 1st treatment. Bit apprehensive going in but felt lovely on my sore eye ball I have to admit. She even pumped some extra out so I can repeat later and in morning - bless Anyone else heard of this or are we clearly a bit odd? Quote
miamiwhite Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Not odd at all mate. I've had a few women squirt milk from their busters in my eyes and I always went away smiling. HTH. Quote
madthatter Posted June 13, 2017 Author Posted June 13, 2017 Not odd at all mate. I've had a few women squirt milk from their busters in my eyes and I always went away smiling. HTH. Wasn't quite that glamorous, sadly. A few drops out of a Calpol pipette . . . phwoar (I did get to watch her pump it out though) Quote
madthatter Posted June 13, 2017 Author Posted June 13, 2017 What's it like in a brew? Not had that but did have a little sip . . . watery, like red top Quote
gonzo Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 In the heady days of the golden eagle when it resembled the jockey off shameless I walked in after an away game to a band night and within 5 mins I'd been given half an E and shot glass full of breast milk. Proper boozer Quote
madthatter Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 In the heady days of the golden eagle when it resembled the jockey off shameless I walked in after an away game to a band night and within 5 mins I'd been given half an E and shot glass full of breast milk. Proper boozer Sounds very Little Leverish, except you'd have been bummed over for the half (quarter?) E Well, I'm committing to the treatment and have been dropping milk in my eye at regular intervals since last night. Worrying build up of yellow green gunk this morning and some blood in puss. I'm no doctor but that can't be good? If infected though the antibodies in the milk may help. Swelling gone down a lot today so . . . Quote
Escobarp Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Sounds like you are somehow drawing out the infection which can only be good although I can honestly say I never ever thought I would read of someone dropping tit milk in their eyes ???? Quote
madthatter Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 Sounds like you are somehow drawing out the infection which can only be good although I can honestly say I never ever thought I would read of someone dropping tit milk in their eyes Not something I thought I'd be doing even at this time yesterday . . . Still, I agree my bodies clearly having a pop back so maybe this stuff is a miracle cure all? I did read it was an old traditional medicine . . . so was blood letting though so best judge each on their own merits Quote
Escobarp Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 (edited) Aye. Folk talk about the nutritional benefits of jizz but I certainly won't be trying a jizz milkshake anytime soon thats for sure Edited June 14, 2017 by Escobarp Quote
frank_spencer Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Didn't yon fella from Blur turn his Mrs boobs juice into cheese? Quote
madthatter Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 Aye. Folk talk about the nutritional benefits of jizz but I certainly won't be trying a jizz milkshake anytime soon thats for sure . . . not as high in protein as is often believed. For that reason, I'm out Didn't yon fella from Blur turn his Mrs boobs juice into cheese? I believe that's true, yes! He is a cheese-maker isn't he these days? Bass player, iirc My Mrs has a secret crush on him I think, gets very defensive when I suggest it so . . . I skimmed through his autobiography - threesomes with Japanese twins etc. Had to put it down due to massive pangs of jealousy that hurt me physically Quote
little whitt Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 What's it like in a brew? shit worse then semi skimmed Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 shit worse then semi skimmed So that's what's in a vending machine tea! Quote
madthatter Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 Almost fully cleared up today My plan is to create a human milking centre similar to Fat Tony's Rat farm in the Simpsons - purely for medicinal purposes Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Almost fully cleared up today My plan is to create a human milking centre similar to Fat Tony's Rat farm in the Simpsons - purely for medicinal purposes You'll have vegans after you. Quote
madthatter Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 You'll have vegans after you. Do not get me started on those preachy, whining fcukers . . . Worse than cyclists Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 But surely they'll be corbyn's supporters Quote
madthatter Posted June 16, 2017 Author Posted June 16, 2017 But surely they'll be corbyn's supporters Similarities, I'm sure; but unless he's a vegan he's still on the list Quote
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