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Happy birthday!????

Take the ashes off them.

Key particularly strong in his thoughts

 

Lloyd not chuffed, either

They have always been so. Remember the underhand ball?

 

No moral fibre.

Smith and Warner have stepped down, for this match only

I wonder what Mike Atherton has to say.☺

 

Seeing them both squirm was quite heart warming

Premeditated. Sackings, bans and fines are a minimum requirement in all this. If this was England I would call for the same. Cricket Australia need to pipe up pretty quick.

I'm delighted the stupid cunts have tainted their careers.Talk in Oz that they may concede the match

I think we can end any doubt around who is the biggest cunt

Apparently this was the first time they ever did it...

 

Strange that the ball hooped all Ashes long, and they they forgot their legal tactics for achieving that and decided to cheat.

 

1 match ban is unbelievably lenient - given the entire team was collectively in on it, hard to see how they shouldn't all be taking a long break from all competitions.

And I've got some magic beans to sell to anyone who thinks their coaching team weren't in on it.

 

Rotten to the core. Nearly as criminal as our selectors.

Leadership group

Collapsing in a heap now. Hard to believe they have the gall to keep playing, but nice to see them ritually embarrassed like this.

 

Can't get over the 1 match ban for 1 player. Pakistani's fiddled an irrelevant side stat and went to prison. Australia have stolen whole Test matches and series through cheating for who knows how long, and they're going to get a tap on the wrists.

Heaviest runs defeat by South Africa

 

The ban by the crcket authorities is probably in line with the law

 

Australia's authorities will, hopefully, enhance the punishment

 

If Smith comes here, we'll be all over him

Heaviest runs defeat by South Africa

 

The ban by the crcket authorities is probably in line with the law

 

Australia's authorities will, hopefully, enhance the punishment

 

If Smith comes here, we'll be all over him

They are over here for some ODIs this summer. Im going to the old trafford one in june. Should be fun

They are over here for some ODIs this summer. Im going to the old trafford one in june. Should be fun

Not sure if there'll be any tickets left but I quite fancy this. Could be juicy.

Bombard the fucker with thousands of rolls of tape.

Barmy Army will be singing about this for years to come. PM and all sorts of dignitaries up in arms about it.

 

I have suspected that they have been cheats for years. Even their over the top sledging would be construed as bullying in all other places of employment.

 

The Kiwi's will be loving this as much as we are. They have never forgiven that underarm ball. Just not cricket and I will watch their implosion with smug satisfaction.

They are such a bunch of twats - everything about them makes my teeth itch.

 

Bolty lad - I do hope you see this as your patriotic duty to rip the piss out of them at each and every opportunity.

They reckon Bancroft was it during the Ashes too, as images have emerged of him tipping sugar into his pockets.

Smith stepped down as captain of his IPL team

 

wanker

Barmy Army will be singing about this for years to come. PM and all sorts of dignitaries up in arms about it.

 

I have suspected that they have been cheats for years. Even their over the top sledging would be construed as bullying in all other places of employment.

 

The Kiwi's will be loving this as much as we are. They have never forgiven that underarm ball. Just not cricket and I will watch their implosion with smug satisfaction.

There's quite a pertinent, impromptu song that the barmy army were booming out during the test with the kiwis. Their supporters loved it too.

Jimmy Anderson couldn't move the ball during ashes yet all the Aussie spinners were swinging then here there and everywhere. If that wasn't as a result of tampering then I don't know what it was.

Jimmy Anderson couldn't move the ball during ashes yet all the Aussie spinners were swinging then here there and everywhere. If that wasn't as a result of tampering then I don't know what it was.

As Mounts commentated, perhaps flippantly, the only outcome of a proper mea culpa review will be to deliver the Ashes back where they belong.

Jimmy Anderson couldn't move the ball during ashes yet all the Aussie spinners were swinging then here there and everywhere. If that wasn't as a result of tampering then I don't know what it was.

Maybe NZ do