There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

2 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Yeah, she was really nice when younger - quiet and pretty, not slutty at all.  She did sales support for a team I was in for about a year, got to know her quite well.

An ex colleague frm BT told me about what she was doing, I was shocked. 

I messged her on facebook (she's not hard to find) years ago. She seemed happy enough, said she wanted to do more legit stuff,  beauty therapy and proper massages. Felt a bit sorry for her - but then when I see her on Fake Taxi makes me think why didnt she let me do that😃    

“I messaged her on Facebook”

Did you get a discount off the £40?

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

“I messaged her on Facebook”

Did you get a discount off the £40?

 

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

She looks like Wasim Akram

Its a no from me

haha, she's must be nearly 50 now, she was prettier in her 20's as most folk are.

I was tempted to ask for the discount, but I wouldnt go there, bet she's full of all sorts. 

 I'm not into paying for sex, rather watch a bit,  then put sky sports news back  on.

12 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

 

haha, she's must be nearly 50 now, she was prettier in her 20's as most folk are.

I was tempted to ask for the discount, but I wouldnt go there, bet she's full of all sorts. 

 I'm not into paying for sex, rather watch a bit,  then put sky sports news back  on.

SSN for the vinegars? 😳😳😳

15 minutes ago, Spider said:

SSN for the vinegars? 😳😳😳

haha no mate , SSN doesnt come back on until the testosterone levels are back to normal, although Kate Mason can make me have 2nd thoughts sometimes

Andy Gray's wife dumped him because he was flirting with her - who knows, maybe she likes fat old baldies.

https://www.google.com/search?q=kate+mason&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB830GB830&sxsrf=ALeKk020CMDDb8cu4C2i2xOvEI7J1_cdAg:1593018199196&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYzYif95rqAhXzweYKHV1WDJQQ_AUoAXoECBEQAw&cshid=1593018405743451&biw=1163&bih=525 

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

2 hours ago, peelyfeet said:

I worked with this bird in BT in preston in late 90's. Pulled her at a works do in Liverpool, she wouldn't let me shag her. She was nice, on the quiet side. 

Few years later, she turned into this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/1268367/naked-game-of-thrones-star-who-plays-hooker-in-show-is-real-life-40-prostitute/amp/

It's always the quiet ones. Check her out on your website of choice. Sahara knite. Or Saeeda from sales support as we used to call her. She was great at faxing 

"a massage and sex act for £65 or full sex for £900"

Assuming they mean hand jobs there's no way I'm forking out £900 when I can get massage and hand job for £65

7 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

"a massage and sex act for £65 or full sex for £900"

Assuming they mean hand jobs there's no way I'm forking out £900 when I can get massage and hand job for £65

13 hand jobs please.

13 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

"a massage and sex act for £65 or full sex for £900"

Assuming they mean hand jobs there's no way I'm forking out £900 when I can get massage and hand job for £65

What if a sex act isn’t a hand job. What if she just sits there greasing her weasel

16 minutes ago, Rudy said:

What if a sex act isn’t a hand job. What if she just sits there greasing her weasel

I wonder how much she charges for a fax.

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

I wonder how much she charges for a fax.

About £16k a year

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

What if a sex act isn’t a hand job. What if she just sits there greasing her weasel

That's what we need clarification on, what's involved

But if she sits there doing that post massage I'm having a wank, lying on the massage table, watching her

For £65

No tip

Got to be a typo that, one zero too many.

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

That's what we need clarification on, what's involved

But if she sits there doing that post massage I'm having a wank, lying on the massage table, watching her

For £65

I’d want the old coin purse massaged for that 

3 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

No tip

No, that'll cost you £900.

Female Vvyan Bastard is how I’d imagine @Spider would look as a bird

Definitely would.

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Female Vvyan Bastard is how I’d imagine @Spider would look as a bird

Definitely would.

In my younger metal days....

 

Good lads

 

 

Twitter, cba checking, reckons this is the smallest inhabited island

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Arranmid/status/1278432480861794306

5 hours ago, Escobarp said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Arranmid/status/1278432480861794306

Did you notice the horse in that video?

7 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Did you notice the horse in that video?

Aye nearly ran the cunt over 😁