MickyD Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Obviously has lessons from Bolton's GK coach. Quote
RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Brazils 1970 World Cup goalie... Felix 😊 Quote
MickyD Posted April 1, 2020 Posted April 1, 2020 52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Reminds me of a phone call we got from Bolton Police Station when it was on Howell Croft North in town. They asked us to come at normal road speed and no blue lights and drive straight into the rear car park where someone would meet us. Got there and the desk sergeant met us and led us into the cell block where a miscreant's head was through the serving hatch in his cell door and not a hope of him getting it out unaided. After much thinking and not much in the way of help, other than the occasional quip about the lad's predicament, we picked his legs and torso off the ground and turned him over so his ears were coming out the same way as they'd gone through the gap. So if you're ever faced with something like this, you'll now know what to do. Happy to educate. Quote
MickyD Posted April 1, 2020 Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Traf said: Did he get bummed first? As he was shouting the odds it was mentioned that he wasn't really in a position to be so demanding and that if he didn't shut his trap he'd end up with his pants around his ankles and the photos in the Bolton Evening News. It was only when an inspector came down that all joking had to stop and get him out. Quote
Cheese Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 22 hours ago, Traf said: Just weird... I like it. Pretty normal considering it's David Byrne. He's mad as a box of frogs. Quote
kent_white Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 22 hours ago, Traf said: Just weird... It's David Byrne so you have to pretend you're enjoying it - even when it's self evidently dogshit. Quote
Steejay Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, kent_white said: It's David Byrne so you have to pretend you're enjoying it - even when it's self evidently dogshit. Stop Making Sense - live album 😍 Quote
Zico Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 the first video in this list is funny as are many of the others below it Quote
MickyD Posted April 8, 2020 Posted April 8, 2020 (edited) Feeding tube? I reckon a breathing tube would be required. Edited April 8, 2020 by MickyD Fat thumbs Quote
Rudy Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 @miamiwhite I’m glad you’re still getting work in these times pal Quote
jeep Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Bolty and his mates Which one is Skippy? Quote
mickbrown Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 33 minutes ago, jeep said: Which one is Skippy? The biggest dickhead Quote
Smiley Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 Somebody post the dogs from WhatsApp. Funniest thing this week. Brendon, Nige & Steve haha Quote
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