Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/healthandsocialcare/conditionsanddiseases/articles/coronaviruscovid19weeklyinsights

The doctors are saying more younger people taking up space. They might not die, but still require treatment. 

All of which slows down other treatments. 

A few of these coming out and telling their peers to stick to the rules won't go amiss.

 

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Is that right that even after your jab, you're not "protected" for a further 21 days..... If so, then we'll be locked down for a while longer yet. Sadly it'll not just be a case of, having the jab and then cracking on

Yep. Though it was said two weeks earlier on, but the point still stands.

For me, reckon I'll wait until I've had my second anyway. 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

The doctors are saying more younger people taking up space. They might not die, but still require treatment. 

All of which slows down other treatments. 

A few of these coming out and telling their peers to stick to the rules won't go amiss.

 

Sure, but hardly any, say the stats

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Footballers and staff should be vaccinated as priority

Maybe if they volunteer to do vaccinations if football is cancelled

12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Told not to return to work for 10 days. 
They’re gonna stop football sooner or later 

Or you’ve been sacked

Why wait until next week?

Get vaxxin!

Just now, jmjhb said:

Maybe if they volunteer to do vaccinations if football is cancelled

Would you trust a footballer to inject you?

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

Maybe if they volunteer to do vaccinations if football is cancelled

Rashford’ll be onto that!

Just now, Spider said:

Or you’ve been sacked

5 year contract compensation will be larvely

Just now, Rudy said:

Would you trust a footballer to inject you?

Step up Lance Armstrong and the cyclists

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-55478521

 

listening to the scientist on here, top right genuinely made me feel emotional that not only is there an end in sight but that our little country is playing a major part in doing something that will benefit the world. 

Edited December 30, 20205 yr by Ani

Just now, Rudy said:

5 year contract compensation will be larvely

Some blokes are just born lucky

Free trainers

Wife with growing busters

Footballer contracts

Free mucky pictures off internet blondes

Buy a lotto ticket

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Would you trust a footballer to inject you?

The keepers should have steady hands at least, maybe keep Crellin away from it though

I’d let Hitler inject me with his left hand if it meant I can book a fucking holiday

Listening to this briefing it sounds very sketchy especially time frames

be yonks before foot soldiers get it 

7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Sure, but hardly any, say the stats

Are those stats not from two or three weeks ago though? - the bloke I heard yesterday said the situation had only changed drastically in the last fortnight

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Some blokes are just born lucky

Free trainers

Wife with growing busters

Footballer contracts

Free mucky pictures off internet blondes

Buy a lotto ticket

I wish it was footballers contract, I’ve tied myself into it to pay them back for them paying for my studying.

BB certainly isn’t free, it’s like negotiating for peace in the Middle East to get a glimpse of those cans

Strange thing is,  lots of jobs are on the list of "essential" and as such ought to have first dibs at the vaccine.  

Undertakers and associated staff aren't being offered the vaccine but it'll get messy if they all decide they're isolating. 

Just now, Rudy said:

I wish it was footballers contract, I’ve tied myself into it to pay them back for them paying for my studying.

BB certainly isn’t free, it’s like negotiating for peace in the Middle East to get a glimpse of those cans

It’ll be worth it. Give the pumps away if you must

10 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Why wait until next week?

Get vaxxin!

will have left the EU then 😉 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I wish it was footballers contract, I’ve tied myself into it to pay them back for them paying for my studying.

BB certainly isn’t free, it’s like negotiating for peace in the Middle East to get a glimpse of those cans

Go salmon fishing in the Yemen instead

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

It’ll be worth it. Give the pumps away if you must

Somehow she’s got them all for free and I’m paying her. She’s a rascal

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Some blokes are just born lucky

Free trainers

Wife with growing busters

Footballer contracts

Free mucky pictures off internet blondes

Buy a lotto ticket

He's also, so I've heard, just won the annual raffle for the special edition NYE F5000. It's made of cooling marble, and will have his name engraved on the underside. As a little treat, this year's version has a little hand sanitiser attachment (next to the pube tugger). He's a very lucky boy.

25 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Sure, but hardly any, say the stats

How old are they?

Just listening to the doctor this morning- the people currently in icu were on average younger than before. That’s his hospital.

If we chuck in the fact from your figures etc that percentage of younger people infected actually going into hospital is low, then that shows that a much larger number of younger people are being infected, and predominantly by this new strain.

As we have seen before, once this happens, older groups follow slightly later.

Essex has declared a major incident this morning- we don’t need that happening all over.

15 minutes ago, Sweep said:

He's also, so I've heard, just won the annual raffle for the special edition NYE F5000. It's made of cooling marble, and will have his name engraved on the underside. As a little treat, this year's version has a little hand sanitiser attachment (next to the pube tugger). He's a very lucky boy.

Finally it’s marble, wipeable. The Velour edition is starting to look like a flapjack