In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

Just now, Spider said:

I don’t think Rudy will appreciate being referred to as a toilet

EFA

😁

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

I don’t think you’re fella will appreciate being referred to as a toilet

He gets called worse. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

He gets called worse. 

Does he know me and @Rudy have an intricate plan for you?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Does he know me and @Rudy have an intricate plan for you?

Don't I have a say in it? 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't I have a say in it? 

That’s the point

11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't I have a say in it? 

Yeah.

No.

Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again.

Just now, ErnestTurnip said:

Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again.

GOOD GOD MAN

1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again.

Even my fucking dog wouldn't eat that. And he eats anything. Dirty. 

They claimed it was delicious and would be just what I needed.

They were wrong on both counts and will be facing severe sanctions if I remember in the morning.

29 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again.

Christ.

30 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again.

It’s the fact you’ve seemingly eaten the whole Thing. Wtf have you been drinking?

There's something like a tube of jizz that comes with it that I put on the burger, hopefully I'll be able to look back and laugh at it one day.

15 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

There's something like a tube of jizz that comes with it that I put on the burger, hopefully I'll be able to look back and laugh at it one day.

This gets worse 🤣

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

This gets worse 🤣

Microwave jizz burger. Salty. 

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Microwave jizz burger. Salty. 

Sounds like his kids have had him over proper. Ive never eaten a rustler burger but pretty sure they’re not served with Sachet of jizz 😷

15 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sounds like his kids have had him over proper. Ive never eaten a rustler burger but pretty sure they’re not served with Sachet of jizz 😷

Might need a new kind of vaccine for Ernest

Just now, DaisyHWanderer said:

Might need a new kind of vaccine for Ernest

Be burping spunk bubbles tomorrow 🤮

I've been putting Youri's 7.3% McEwans through my beer pump and it's a lovely drop.

14 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

£7 a can

and Guinness takeaway 

The place has gone mad 

One 7 quid can, or 2 pints?

Id definutely go wuth the can

Only in this instance mind

This is a must have

But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4

 

Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35

Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid

Small price to bring some joy to my life

9 minutes ago, Casino said:

One 7 quid can, or 2 pints?

Id definutely go wuth the can

Only in this instance mind

This is a must have

But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4

 

Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35

Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid

Small price to bring some joy to my life

And less than you'd spend on a night out

Ostensibly heterosexual men should not 'spoil' themselves - doing so is living an effeminate lifestyle.

Real men live an ascetic life and welcome hardship.

Only wimmin and It's a sinners feel they 'deserve' treats - whether that be £7 cans or lots of chocolate.

Not my words, the words of Pastor Quinn...

 

 

 

Edited February 6, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

37 minutes ago, Casino said:

One 7 quid can, or 2 pints?

Id definutely go wuth the can

Only in this instance mind

This is a must have

But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4

 

Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35

Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid

Small price to bring some joy to my life

We all need some joy atm

them tesco pizzas are spot on👌

15 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

OK? OK?

It's the finest beer in the land, man.

I'll ask you this, at seven times the price per can (multipack McEwan's being 83.3rp per can) is £6 fancy pants hipster piss seven times the beer?

Is McEwan's Export 7x worse?

It was OK

Nothing special, nice slurp with mi tea.

And the VFM issue is non-related.