Spider Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I don't drink it much because I spend the next day wrapped around a toilet. I don’t think you’re fella will appreciate being referred to as a toilet Quote
Escobarp Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Just now, Spider said: I don’t think Rudy will appreciate being referred to as a toilet EFA Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Spider said: I don’t think you’re fella will appreciate being referred to as a toilet He gets called worse. Quote
Spider Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: He gets called worse. Does he know me and @Rudy have an intricate plan for you? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: Does he know me and @Rudy have an intricate plan for you? Don't I have a say in it? Quote
Rudy Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't I have a say in it? That’s the point Quote
Spider Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't I have a say in it? Yeah. No. Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again. Quote
Rudy Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Just now, ErnestTurnip said: Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again. GOOD GOD MAN Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said: Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again. Even my fucking dog wouldn't eat that. And he eats anything. Dirty. Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 They claimed it was delicious and would be just what I needed. They were wrong on both counts and will be facing severe sanctions if I remember in the morning. Quote
DaisyHWanderer Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again. Christ. Quote
Escobarp Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 30 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Encouraged on by the older kids here Ive just eaten something called a Rustlers Chicken Burger, it's almost enough to make you never want to drink again. It’s the fact you’ve seemingly eaten the whole Thing. Wtf have you been drinking? Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 There's something like a tube of jizz that comes with it that I put on the burger, hopefully I'll be able to look back and laugh at it one day. Quote
Escobarp Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: There's something like a tube of jizz that comes with it that I put on the burger, hopefully I'll be able to look back and laugh at it one day. This gets worse 🤣 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: This gets worse 🤣 Microwave jizz burger. Salty. Quote
Escobarp Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Microwave jizz burger. Salty. Sounds like his kids have had him over proper. Ive never eaten a rustler burger but pretty sure they’re not served with Sachet of jizz 😷 Quote
DaisyHWanderer Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Sounds like his kids have had him over proper. Ive never eaten a rustler burger but pretty sure they’re not served with Sachet of jizz 😷 Might need a new kind of vaccine for Ernest Quote
Escobarp Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Just now, DaisyHWanderer said: Might need a new kind of vaccine for Ernest Be burping spunk bubbles tomorrow 🤮 Quote
Traf Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 I've been putting Youri's 7.3% McEwans through my beer pump and it's a lovely drop. Quote
Casino Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 14 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: £7 a can and Guinness takeaway The place has gone mad One 7 quid can, or 2 pints? Id definutely go wuth the can Only in this instance mind This is a must have But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4 Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35 Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid Small price to bring some joy to my life Quote
Guest Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Casino said: One 7 quid can, or 2 pints? Id definutely go wuth the can Only in this instance mind This is a must have But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4 Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35 Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid Small price to bring some joy to my life And less than you'd spend on a night out Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 (edited) Ostensibly heterosexual men should not 'spoil' themselves - doing so is living an effeminate lifestyle. Real men live an ascetic life and welcome hardship. Only wimmin and It's a sinners feel they 'deserve' treats - whether that be £7 cans or lots of chocolate. Not my words, the words of Pastor Quinn... Edited February 6, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Guest Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 37 minutes ago, Casino said: One 7 quid can, or 2 pints? Id definutely go wuth the can Only in this instance mind This is a must have But, normally, id not go past 6 quid and when we are playing out again, ltobably a lot less, maybe 4 Had 6 last night, probably cost approx 35 Tessoro pizza, so about 45 quid Small price to bring some joy to my life We all need some joy atm them tesco pizzas are spot on👌 Quote
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