Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Youri McAnespie]

40 minutes ago, DaisyHWanderer said:

8 of the brewdog cans delivered today. Ordered 4 in my name and 4 in my girlfriends. Yodel delivery guy said hes been delivering them all day, one bloke had 36 cans, 9 packs! Was surprised they were 440ml tbf, not bad

Report back when you've had one, tell us if you got 'hints of the old Kwiksave on Churchgate'...

20 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie home bargains Middlebrook have the efes draft

Or they did but I’ve just cleared the shelf of 20 bottles 

I used to leave a few things for others when supplies seemed short...

Nowadays, post-pasta & bogroll buying idiocy I just think 'fuck 'em' and clear the shelves...

[victor meldrew]

3 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

 

 

my lad has just paid£7 a can from wrights.

you must be mad to pay that , do you drink it from a champagne flute.

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

my lad has just paid£7 a can from wrights.

you must be mad to pay that , do you drink it from a champagne flute.

No from an Ivory Tower 

[ErnestTurnip]

Ouch.

[green genie]

1 hour ago, victor meldrew said:

my lad has just paid£7 a can from wrights.

you must be mad to pay that , do you drink it from a champagne flute.

Anyone checked they're not lacing this stuff with smack? Lunacy 

[Rudy]

@ZicoKelly Ya dead mon?

[Escobarp]

@Rudyboozer near me Doing 4 pint takeaways of Guinness. Poured to order delivered to your front door within 30 mins 

[Rudy]

Just now, Escobarp said:

@Rudyboozer near me Doing 4 pint takeaways of Guinness. Poured to order delivered to your front door within 30 mins 

Near you, as in north or south of Hadrians Wall?

[Escobarp]

Just now, Rudy said:

Near you, as in north or south of Hadrians Wall?

Aye near me north 😁. Just taunting you that’s all. Sorry 

[Guest]

McEwans Export; it's OK, tastes a bit Scottish

Now, where's the grapefruit?

[Rudy]

Just now, Escobarp said:

Aye near me north 😁. Just taunting you that’s all. Sorry 

I expect better from you.

How are we supposed to repair Tory/SNP relations with this kind of psychological warfare 

[Zico]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

@ZicoKelly Ya dead mon?

No

But other than the fog one i didn't take much notice of the percentage of the others i bought 

7.2

8.0

And I'm doing someone online murder mystery zoom interactive escape room shizzle at 9 with the Mrs and four mates

Hoping i get to be the cadaver as I'll be no use otherwise

[Guest]

£7 a can

and Guinness takeaway 

The place has gone mad 

[crawshawbooth]

had 4 pint jug from Bank Top this afternoon a new brew called 1995 i think

£2 a pint , not a bad pint

[Rudy]

26 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

£7 a can

and Guinness takeaway 

The place has gone mad 

£7

a

Can

SEVEN ENGLISH POUND 

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

McEwans Export; it's OK, tastes a bit Scottish

Now, where's the grapefruit?

OK? OK?

It's the finest beer in the land, man.

I'll ask you this, at seven times the price per can (multipack McEwan's being 83.3rp per can) is £6 fancy pants hipster piss seven times the beer?

Is McEwan's Export 7x worse?

Edited February 5, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

£7

a

Can

SEVEN ENGLISH POUND 

I think all the producers get together on Zoom meets, and, after laughing their cocks off for about half an hour, when the hilarity subsides, decide amongst themselves how much further they can up the price ante...

[Spider]

Even I draw the line at £7

ive picked up 4 bottles of shipyard IPA from co-op for £7 instead.

followed by a box - yes a fucking box - of generic red wine

£6/7 tins of ale are now a thing of the past Chez Spider

 

[bolton_blondie]

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

Even I draw the line at £7

ive picked up 4 bottles of shipyard IPA from co-op for £7 instead.

followed by a box - yes a fucking box - of generic red wine

£6/7 tins of ale are now a thing of the past Chez Spider

 

Do you just put your head directly under the tap? I may or may not have done that before 😂

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Do you just put your head directly under the tap? I may or may not have done that before 😂

I may or may not have cut the foil bag out and taken some scissors to it and made sure I got every drop out.

😁

[bolton_blondie]

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

I may or may not have cut the foil bag out and taken some scissors to it and made sure I got every drop out.

😁

Only amateur piss heads don't do that 

[Rudy]

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

Even I draw the line at £7

ive picked up 4 bottles of shipyard IPA from co-op for £7 instead.

followed by a box - yes a fucking box - of generic red wine

£6/7 tins of ale are now a thing of the past Chez Spider

 

Why is a box of wine frowned upon?

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Why is a box of wine frowned upon?

Cos it usually tastes of piss. 

[Rudy]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Cos it usually tastes of piss. 

Wine drinkers are weird 

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Wine drinkers are weird 

I don't drink it much because I spend the next day wrapped around a toilet.