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Eamonn Holmes

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He styles himself as a 'landlord' and preys on young single mothers.

When behind on rent they are afforded to pay him in kind.

Only (due to impotence) with his minders.

He sits leering and stroking his cane - he is a menace.

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1 hour ago, Sweep said:

Youri or Eammon?

Eammon obvs. 

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You've may have EHS, you need to seek help.

Another of Eammon's càbal. You probably mind him and turn blind eyes to him, you will live in fire next to him forevèr.

Think that may be the first time cabal has been used by someone other than Bolty

42 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He redubbed himself E Homes and affected a frankly racist faux Jamaican accent.

Beer can. Is that a frankly racist faux Jamaican accent saying bacon?

18 hours ago, stevieb said:

I reckon vicariously through Eamonn Holmes exploits were seeing into Youri's darkest fantasies 

He is a monster without doubt, but I prefer 'antics' over 'exploits'.

Sir Jim's antics, Peter Sutcliffe's antics, Shipper's antics etc.

2 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

He's proper got to you 😁

You love him, he bought you a münchen top off amazon - he is your boss. It's snide btw.

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

Beer can. Is that a frankly racist faux Jamaican accent saying bacon?

It mainly is adopted when Holmes is acting as a 'pimp' - his wife, Jo Brand has to do all the worst things.

He bought a Panama hat with her first night's work (14 'punters').

And a CANE!

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye love a bit of Eamon and Ruth, lovely celebrity couple, both wil a heart of gold 💛  

He's your gaffer, you probably mind him daytime then bum him AT NIGHT!

Btw have you not read my dossier.

You must be blind or drunk (probably on Holmes' póitin stash).

59 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You've either got EHS issues, or you're the John Lydon of WW, the man who initially exposed Eamon Holmes.

BHS shut down - quite some time ago.

Watch him on a daily basis.

Unavoidable.

You are clearly in cahoots with him.

I will be vindicated in time.

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Cahoots with him 🤣

When he's too drunk (on póitin) or comatose on Lorazepam you probably fill in, I think you helped abduct Joanna Lumley.

Prove me wrong.

With proof.

So a grass as well as aider to a monster?

Where is Joanna Lumley?

She has been off telly a bit.

You kidnapped her for Holmes, didn't you?

Say it - I kidnapped Lumley.

You did it.

Didn't you?

Say it.

You kidnapped her.

Say it!

His silence tells it all.

He kidnapped Joanna.

Successful at what he does .

But I cannot stand him .

Belongs in the same pile as 

James Corden

And  Romesh Ranganathan 

 

8 hours ago, embankment said:

Successful at what he does .

But I cannot stand him .

Belongs in the same pile as 

James Corden

And  Romesh   Johnathan Ranganathan 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Im sure Youri will wish the legend that is Eamon Holmes the best of luck.

He pounced on Thora Hird, she died shortly after.

He coerced Bradley Walsh into drunken and Lorazepam fuelled gay sex.

He murdered Gerald Sindstat - with the aid of his Real IRA capos.

He gave Red Hot Chilli Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis hep c.

He, not Doc Cox, contrary to Sweep's theory, has Joanna Lumley kidnapped in HIS barn, he's impotent due to póitin and lorazepam use.

His nefarious plans involve pigs.

He is history's 2nd greatest monster (after Tim Lovejoy).

I saw him doing a daytime tv advert earlier for some sort of foot massager that enables you to walk, so it would appear, like a man with  another man stuck in your bottom.

His house, where it is filmed, does have an undertone of sex pest, I must say.

55 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Fruit ....? And Snooker .....? Come to mind.

We've been through this before.

Ali - Terrell

What's my name?

 

Edited by Youri McAnespie

56 minutes ago, Spider said:

I saw him doing a daytime tv advert earlier for some sort of foot massager that enables you to walk, so it would appear, like a man with  another man stuck in your bottom.

His house, where it is filmed, does have an undertone of sex pest, I must say.

He filmed that in Thora Hird's house - shameless.

After disposing of her.

Nowt up with him, foot disease my arse, he's like a fucking gazelle being chased down by a lioness when 'spoons is opening.

Makes Usain Bolt look like Joey Deacon when there's a cheap pint of Guinness and pôitin chaser going spare.

Mr Grey won't have it - they're going to get married at the theatre of shite. 'Sir' Awec Ferguson as pastor and king Eric as best man.

 

Edited by Youri McAnespie

55 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He pounced on Thora Hird, she died shortly after.

He coerced Bradley Walsh into drunken and Lorazepam fuelled gay sex.

He murdered Gerald Sindstat - with the aid of his Real IRA capos.

He gave Red Hot Chilli Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis hep c.

He, not Doc Cox, contrary to Sweep's theory, has Joanna Lumley kidnapped in HIS barn, he's impotent due to póitin and lorazepam use.

His nefarious plans involve pigs.

He is history's 2nd greatest monster (after Tim Lovejoy).

And that’s what’s known

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

And that’s what’s known

True facts, bd.

I have no proof but they're true.

And he is a filthy plastic münchen.

So no real proof needed.

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