Professional DMB

Absolutely no time for him, but dear me

The world's gone mad

 

I think her hair looks great btw

Think i might flex my new muscle and delete this pointless thread

Plenty of reasons to dislike Holmes, but what he's said is in no way racist at all.

It's a bit Partridge, but it's not racist.

The Alpaca has a nicer smile

8 minutes ago, Dimron said:

The Alpaca has a nicer smile

Hooefully, she doesn't have TB.

Bloody hell Casino I got all excited then thought he was on the nonce list or had been caught buying used knickers he looks the type 

Not only is it not racist it’s not funny 

Not surprising from the fat dirty red fuck

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FFS, like a knob, I've commented on this tweet.

I'm now seemingly having to defend myself as not being racist and/or ignorant.

Permission to post a link to the numerous BLM threads on here as a defence? 

(I wouldn't actually do that 🙂 )

 

He formed The Real I.R.A.

He has gout because he lives solely on lard, soda bread, sausages and poitin.

His wife engages male prostitutes because he is not potent in any way, shape or form.

He sniffs glue.

He put Whiskas on his flaccid impotent penis and attempted to get his pet cat to lick it off, it bit his bellend so he hurled it off the balcony of his Spanish lair, to its death.

He has never even been to The Theatre of Shite, not once.

He bought a wolfhound, a male one, dubbed it Albiston, then interfered with it.

 

Allegedly.

One of those allegations is incorrect.

It was Sheba, not Whiskas...

10 minutes ago, DazBob said:

FFS, like a knob, I've commented on this tweet.

I'm now seemingly having to defend myself as not being racist and/or ignorant.

Permission to post a link to the numerous BLM threads on here as a defence? 

(I wouldn't actually do that 🙂 )

 

I left it

It's that type of cock on there that fuels our resident gammon 

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

I left it

It's that type of cock on there that fuels our resident gammon 

I'm thinking of turning gammon after the last half hour I've had on there.

16 minutes ago, DazBob said:

FFS, like a knob, I've commented on this tweet.

I'm now seemingly having to defend myself as not being racist and/or ignorant.

Permission to post a link to the numerous BLM threads on here as a defence? 

(I wouldn't actually do that 🙂 )

 

Might as well smear Union Jacks over your profile and rename yourself Active Patriot now 🙂

I went down the rabbit hole of reading the replies on the tweet and would have ended up in the same situation as DazBob if I'd been logged in on the PC.

Then started to reply summat on here but didn't want to add fuel to the fire and end up encouraging the other lot.

Can't win either way so you end up not playing at all.

 

 

 

He did a DFS advert and took a bed as payment to install in the living room - his wife has banished him from sleeping in the bedroom because she's constantly cuckolding him with man-whores on accout of his impotence.

They have to inject him with amphetamines on the set of TV-AM every morning as he's always still pissed up after the previous night's poitin binge.

He chipped into Jimmy Savile's defence fund and still openly expresses admiration for him.

He murdered Gay Byrne, in a drunken rage over a dispute about a hedge.

He regularly shoplifts from his local Co-Op, he is so inept at it they rumble him every time, his wife, Lorraine Kelly has to bung the manager a monkey to keep schtum after each of his bungled episodes of thievery.

He got so pissed (on poitin) at Richard Madeley and Judy's housewarming party he had to be carried to their guest room and put to bed. He repaid this kindness by shitting the bed, then trashing the room. He also took a swing at Judy when challenged about his conduct.

This is all alleged - I have no proof.

It MAY be false.

Oh, and I'd just like to add that Zico is a cunt.

 

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Bloody hell Casino I got all excited then thought he was on the nonce list or had been caught buying used knickers he looks the type 

Not only is it not racist it’s not funny 

Not surprising from the fat dirty red fuck

Even if it was absolutely hilarious, it couldn’t actually be as it is racist. The law of social media.

1 hour ago, DazBob said:

Oh, and I'd just like to add that Zico is a cunt.

 

All mods are except casino Carlito Horwich and happy 

Not allowed to comment on someone's hair now..

She wasn't even slightly offended..

 

Just imagine with the abuse Jason Lee got with having a pineapple on his head.. 

2 hours ago, DazBob said:

Plenty of reasons to dislike Holmes, but what he's said is in no way racist at all.

It's a bit Partridge, but it's not racist.

I'm setting up a Just Giving page to get the poor, abused and offended victim a holiday and a haircut.

THIS WILL GO NUCLEAR

Just now, Spider said:

I'm setting up a Just Giving page to get the poor, abused and offended victim a holiday and a haircut.

THIS WILL GO NUCLEAR

I don't need a haircut.

6 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Not allowed to comment on someone's hair now..

She wasn't even slightly offended..

 

Just imagine with the abuse Jason Lee got with having a pineapple on his head.. 

That's not aged well... 

A highlight has been someone accusing me of pretending to be a black man. Haha.

2 hours ago, only1swanny said:

Just imagine with the abuse Jason Lee got with having a pineapple on his head.. 

That was because he was shit. I used to sometimes stand and watch him at Lincoln and the shout was always "on Jases ed", trouble was he never got the hang of the offside rule. Forest thought they were buying a new Collymore 🙂