Members Rudy Posted January 12, 2022 Members Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just shit. At everything. Just annoys the piss out of me every time I hear her or see her So to make matters worse I get this in my inbox Right I struggle to believe she can walk And chew chewing gum at the same time but she’s wrote a book, but who in their right fuckin mind is paying hard earned reddies to see this fucker at a book launch Ive heard from a reliable source ( @Youri McAnespie ) she often plays the role of a rotisserie chicken between Eamonn Holmes and Tim Lovejoy For those who haven’t seen it have a butchers at Charlie Brooker reviewing her tv documentary Fearn you are a bastard man get in the volcano 🌋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) I couldn't give a fuck if she's been fondled by a nonce - as long as she kept her mouth shut or it was filled with my nob, in her cheek, I would, she's inked up filth I bet. ATM everytime. Edited January 12, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 12, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: I couldn't give a fuck if she's been fondled by a nonce - as long as she kept her mouth shut or was filled with my nob, I would, she's inked up filth I bet. ATM everytime You disappoint me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) As if you wouldn't - see Amanda Holden, I couldn't care less for 'nice personalities' - you just tell them (the likes of Cotton and Holden) "shut the fuck up, don't you fucking look at me!" Edited January 12, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 12, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: As if you wouldn't - see Amanda Holden, I couldn't care less for 'nice personalities' - you just tell them (the likes of Cotton and Holden) "shut the fuck up, don't you fucking look at me!" Holden I would but would definitely smother her after it Cotton. Nope 🌋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: Holden I would but would definitely smother her after it Cotton. Nope 🌋 It's not a personality contest, I'd nob her. Doctor Alice Roberts - currently admiring a bloke with a giant cock on a hill, the filthy mare, or is she a no too, sailor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 12, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's not a personality contest, I'd nob her. Doctor Alice Roberts - currently admiring a bloke with a giant cock on a hill, the filthy mare, or is she a no too, sailor? Cotton would be like a Shagging a preying mantis who’s been fasting. Probably cut your head off after it while Attenborough watches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rudy said: Cotton would be like a Shagging a preying mantis who’s been fasting. Probably cut your head off after it while Attenborough watches I'd put my foot on her head whilst I bummed her and ring some mates up as backup, remove all potential weapons from her grasp and as soon as we finished the gangbang (strictly no high-fiving or bollock contact) we'd be dressed and off, all chucking down a £20 note to make sure in our eyes she's just a hooer. Edit: DP would be OK, but only with cupping your balls to prevent bollock on bollock contact - hands touching is just like a fist bump - permissible. Edited January 12, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I couldn't give a fuck if she's been fondled by a nonce - as long as she kept her mouth shut or it was filled with my nob, in her cheek, I would, she's inked up filth I bet. ATM everytime. *she is rocked up to Pulled Apart by Horses tour bus in just a fur coat which she proceeded to drop and invite the whole band swarm inside her mosh pit they politely declined *allegedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: *she is rocked up to Pulled Apart by Horses tour bus in just a fur coat which she proceeded to drop and invite the whole band swarm inside her mosh pit they politely declined *allegedly Are they a Bronski Beat cover band? And they totally commit to emulating Jimmy Somerville and that Vicar in every way? Crap name too, everyone knows it's torn asunder not pulled apart when limbs are tied to horses. Never heard of them but I bet my life they're absolutely awful nu-metal crap, and gay as daisies for not shoving her onto a bunk then queuing up for turns like the grunts in Full Metal Jacket - Cotton would love long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Ah she seems alright, and has a thing for blokes with mid length hair so it's a thumbs up from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) And child molesters who are/were in the most heinous musical vandals. (Meaning the Lost Prophets not you and Kent's failed enterprise). Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) Jesus Christo - I looked at 'Pulled Apart By Horses' the music is ear shite, the ugly fuckers all had their tops off displaying torsos like those of twelve years old weaklings and the lead singer had a piercing below his bottom lip, they all had beards, and she wanted them to fuck her? I've gone off her now. Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: And child molesters who are/were in the most heinous musical vandals. (Meaning the Lost Prophets not you and Kent's failed enterprise). I prefer to think of ourselves less as a failed enterprise and more that we're just really, really underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 She's a bit thin for my liking, but she's definitely an ATM lover, you can just tell by looking at her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, kent_white said: I prefer to think of ourselves less as a failed enterprise and more that we're just really, really underground. I had been at a training swim and like a lazy bastard was at the bus stop waiting for the 501 near The Academy and heard music so thought 'fuck it' and went in. It must've been you. Was good but there was a predatory middle-aged gay bloke circulating amongst the crowd comprised of lads/lasses our age or thereabouts. He approached me and said "I feel really strange tonight..." Well I fucking don't so fuck off. When I left he was rubbing his head on some lad in a Nirvana T-shirt's back, this lad was unaware as he was enjoying the music. It was a strange place The Academy - there'd be different girls behind the bar every week, dunno why they quit so frequently..? (Begins with S - a bearded sex pest). Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, kent_white said: I prefer to think of ourselves less as a failed enterprise and more that we're just really, really underground. Brilliant - what a great way of looking at it. All the best bands end in doomed failure. Had some glorious gigs, had some awful ones (the low light being Manchester Pride) We'd had made it if I could tune a guitar, I'm sure of it. The world needed a Boltonian Dinosaur Jr. We got those gigs at the Academy because one of our mates worked behind the bar. You're right - the owner made all the girls wear really short shirts. I think she ended up leaving after a couple of months as he was a dirty sex pest. Happy days (the band, not the teenage girl sex pesting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) He also had Astley's, you know who (not the gay bloke - the owner begins with S) which was even more like a youth club. A woman I worked with at Barclaycard said he'd really sleazed on her daughter at a private party there. She wasn't yet sixteen. He had two skivvys at The Academy - fat bastards, we dubbed them Chubmeisters - they enraged my mate when they acted sleazy and slobby to his girlfriend - we had to physically restrain him lest he launched himself into acts of extreme violence on the pair. He wouldn't quit going on about the incident and being denied retribution for about three months. Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 14, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2022 On 12/01/2022 at 19:52, Rudy said: as soon as I saw the thread title, I thought "great, I get to post the Charlie Brooker review again" but you beat me to it but that's ok, I get to watch it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2022 Just now, Zico said: as soon as I saw the thread title, I thought "great, I get to post the Charlie Brooker review again" but you beat me to it but that's ok, I get to watch it again It was you who sent it me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 14, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2022 It should also be noted that her ex boyfriend preferred kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Zico said: It should also be noted that her ex boyfriend preferred kids one of the very worst nonces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Are the rest of The Glitter band, The Who, the lost Prophets, The Cosby Show innocent victims or look the other way facilitators? Maybe he groomed Cotton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2022 26 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Are the rest of The Glitter band, The Who, the lost Prophets, The Cosby Show innocent victims or look the other way facilitators? Maybe he groomed Cotton? Yeah but lost profets were shite At least The Who had magic bus, Glitter had rock and roll pt 2, Bill had some banging coogi sweaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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