People need to stop bumming monkeys. 

Lockdown by Christmas. Mark my words.

 

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I've done my research. 

#lemsip

I’ve done mine 

Blooon

Have people moved on from bumming chickens then?

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/monkeypox-cases-confirmed-in-england-latest-updates

First I've heard of this.

When did MSM become a thing- "gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men"

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

People need to stop bumming monkeys. 

Lockdown by Christmas. Mark my words.

Sickening. 

ive got 3 big bits on my arm 

and its twice the size 

am i going to die 

I'll get my vaccine before the summer then bum whoever the fuck I want.

22 minutes ago, little whitt said:

ive got 3 big bits on my arm 

and its twice the size 

am i going to die 

Twice the size of what?

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

ive got 3 big bits on my arm 

and its twice the size 

am i going to die 

We’re all going to die 

3 hours ago, stevieb said:

I've done my research. 

#lemsip

Was your research bumming a monkey?

33 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Was your research bumming a monkey?

No but Karen off Facebook got bummed by one and then had a lemsip under her live love laugh sign on her kitchen wall and didn't have monkeypox. 

 

Can you still get it if you bum an ape?

13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Can you still get it if you bum an ape?

We are apes.

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Can you still get it if you bum an ape?

I’d assume all simians.

what are them ones with the big red arses? 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’d assume all simians.

what are them ones with the big red arses? 

Mandrills- appropriately named.

8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Mandrills- appropriately named.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

46 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Mandrills- appropriately named.

That would've been the name of my boy band had i been in one 

That or Boy Story 2

21 minutes ago, Zico said:

That would've been the name of my boy band had i been in one 

That or Boy Story 2

it begins 

 

 

The pictures set my tryphobia off. 

Fuckin minging, Id have to whip em off with a Stanley Knife.