gonzo Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 The pictures set my tryphobia off. Fuckin minging, Id have to whip em off with a Stanley Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 19, 2022 Members Share Posted May 19, 2022 8 hours ago, TroySwoosh said: it begins Ooooooh they need squeezing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 19, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2022 The Tories will be preparing contracts for their mates as I type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Apparently clears up in a couple of weeks and you can treat it with Smallpox vaccine. Don't be eating any bush meat for a while, fanarr, fanarr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 19, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2022 Only for the gays according to the bbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 19, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2022 When do you get your jab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Spider said: Only for the gays according to the bbc And Bisexuals and men who have sex with men (whatever they are?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 16 hours ago, Spider said: I’d assume all simians. what are them ones with the big red arses? Farnworth girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevieb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 The next pandemic Dust off your vaccine passports monkeyshaggers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted May 20, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: The next pandemic Dust off your vaccine passports monkeyshaggers! It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Winchester White said: It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal. We talking about covid or monkeypox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 20, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/gp-identifies-first-probable-monkeypox-case-in-aus#:~:text='The West African clade%2C which,in a statement this week Depends upon what you regard as harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 20, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 I’m buying 5000 bog rolls tomorrow just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 20, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m buying 5000 bog rolls tomorrow just in case Looking at those zits you get, I'm getting savlon and wound dressings, detol and a couple of cheese graters. Edited May 20, 2022 by Tonge moor green jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 56 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/gp-identifies-first-probable-monkeypox-case-in-aus#:~:text='The West African clade%2C which,in a statement this week Depends upon what you regard as harmless. immunocompromised Some points on scrabble that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 20, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 Had my booster jab today. Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…) I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague. Ill not be having a pox jab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, Spider said: Had my booster jab today. Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…) I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague. Ill not be having a pox jab Spain are dropping jab requirements any day now to maximise the English pig pound. You feel like shit so you can go to benidorm for fosters and fried egg and chips *kilroy voice* how does that make you feel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, stevieb said: Spain are dropping jab requirements any day now to maximise the English pig pound. You feel like shit so you can go to benidorm for fosters and fried egg and chips *kilroy voice* how does that make you feel... 15th June next review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, Traf said: 15th June next review. Money talks. 👀 Cruise looks 👍. What's the deal with Greece at the moment pal can't seem to get a clear view of us #unclean bastards for entries. It was next on our list pre covaids Theres Mexico, Slovenia, Iceland and a few others that have dropped all covid pass and testing from what I can gather. It's stressful enough taking 2 young kids away as it is I'm not having the kids wearing masks, having tests, paying through the nose and still getting turned away because one of us have got a cough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: Money talks. 👀 Cruise looks 👍. What's the deal with Greece at the moment pal can't seem to get a clear view of us #unclean bastards for entries. It was next on our list pre covaids Theres Mexico, Slovenia, Iceland and a few others that have dropped all covid pass and testing from what I can gather. It's stressful enough taking 2 young kids away as it is I'm not having the kids wearing masks, having tests, paying through the nose and still getting turned away because one of us have got a cough... Cruise is amazing, mate. So far removed from people's perception of old-style cruising, Virgin have done a great job. Greece = no rules. Let me know what you're after and I'll sort you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 13 hours ago, Spider said: Had my booster jab today. Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…) I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague. Ill not be having a pox jab O_o didnt all the aids victims in the 70s get discovered because they also had a really rare form of cancer of the face with a greek sounding name. youll not be able to buy bread without 14 proofs of not being ill , but someone with two passports gets 14 weeks to decide which country to possibly infect on a specially chartered airplane "home". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 15 hours ago, Winchester White said: It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal. Yes but try telling people that when your walking down the Street covered in them People running away screaming Plauge Burn The Bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 21, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, little whitt said: Yes but try telling people that when your walking down the Street covered in them People running away screaming Plauge Burn The Bastard Horwich has always been the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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