People need to stop bumming monkeys. 

Lockdown by Christmas. Mark my words.

8 hours ago, TroySwoosh said:

it begins 

Ooooooh they need squeezing 

 

The Tories will be preparing contracts for their mates as I type

Apparently clears up in a couple of weeks and you can treat it with Smallpox vaccine.

Don't be eating any bush meat for a while, fanarr, fanarr.

Only for the gays according to the bbc

When do you get your jab?

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Only for the gays according to the bbc

And Bisexuals and men who have sex with men (whatever they are?)

16 hours ago, Spider said:

I’d assume all simians.

what are them ones with the big red arses? 

Farnworth girls 

 

 

The next pandemic 

Dust off your vaccine passports monkeyshaggers! 

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

The next pandemic 

Dust off your vaccine passports monkeyshaggers! 

It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal.

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal.

We talking about covid or monkeypox? 

https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/gp-identifies-first-probable-monkeypox-case-in-aus#:~:text='The West African clade%2C which,in a statement this week

Depends upon what you regard as harmless. 

I’m buying 5000 bog rolls tomorrow just in case

27 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m buying 5000 bog rolls tomorrow just in case

Looking at those zits you get, I'm getting savlon and wound dressings, detol and a couple of cheese graters.

Edited May 20, 20224 yr by Tonge moor green jacket

56 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/gp-identifies-first-probable-monkeypox-case-in-aus#:~:text='The West African clade%2C which,in a statement this week

Depends upon what you regard as harmless. 

immunocompromised

Some points on scrabble that.

Had my booster jab today.

Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…)

I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague.

Ill not be having a pox jab

Just now, Spider said:

Had my booster jab today.

Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…)

I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague.

Ill not be having a pox jab

Spain are dropping jab requirements any day now to maximise the English pig pound. 

You feel like shit so you can go to benidorm for fosters and fried egg and chips 

*kilroy voice* how does that make you feel... 

8 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Spain are dropping jab requirements any day now to maximise the English pig pound. 

You feel like shit so you can go to benidorm for fosters and fried egg and chips 

*kilroy voice* how does that make you feel... 

15th June next review.

Just now, Traf said:

15th June next review.

Money talks. 👀

Cruise looks 👍.

What's the deal with Greece at the moment pal can't seem to get a clear view of us #unclean bastards for entries. It was next on our list pre covaids

Theres Mexico, Slovenia, Iceland and a few others that have dropped all covid pass and testing from what I can gather. 

It's stressful enough taking 2 young kids away as it is I'm not having the kids wearing masks, having tests, paying through the nose and still getting turned away because one of us have got a cough... 

 

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Money talks. 👀

Cruise looks 👍.

What's the deal with Greece at the moment pal can't seem to get a clear view of us #unclean bastards for entries. It was next on our list pre covaids

Theres Mexico, Slovenia, Iceland and a few others that have dropped all covid pass and testing from what I can gather. 

It's stressful enough taking 2 young kids away as it is I'm not having the kids wearing masks, having tests, paying through the nose and still getting turned away because one of us have got a cough... 

 

Cruise is amazing, mate. So far removed from people's perception of old-style cruising, Virgin have done a great job.

Greece = no rules. Let me know what you're after and I'll sort you out.

13 hours ago, Spider said:

Had my booster jab today.

Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…)

I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague.

Ill not be having a pox jab

O_o 

didnt all the aids victims in the 70s get discovered because they also had a really rare form of cancer of the face with a greek sounding name. 

youll not be able to buy bread without 14 proofs of not being ill , but someone with two passports gets 14 weeks to decide which country to possibly infect on a specially chartered airplane "home". 

 

15 hours ago, Winchester White said:

It's fairly harmless and only lasts two weeks, you can put your tin foil hat back in the bunker pal.

Yes but try telling people that

when your  walking down the Street 

covered in them People running away screaming Plauge  Burn The Bastard 

6 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Yes but try telling people that

when your  walking down the Street 

covered in them People running away screaming Plauge  Burn The Bastard 

Horwich has always been the same

18 hours ago, Spider said:

Had my booster jab today.

Only so I can celebrate the jubilee in Spain with all the patriots (thinly…)

I feel like shite again. Every time I have the jab it make me feel like I’ve got plague.

Ill not be having a pox jab

That’s what fucked me up. I haven’t been right in six months. Can’t walk upstairs, eat a sandwich or sit up too long without feeling knackered. Can’t stay awake either