Meanwhile In England

[miamiwhite]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

No scraps here. Just gentle banter.

As always sir 👍 

[DirtySanchez]

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

😁

Thats not the insult you hoped it'd be.

Aye reading it back you're right 

Apologies 

Cheese still needs to explain though

[miamiwhite]

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Aye reading it back you're right 

Apologies 

Cheese still needs to explain though

Fuck me...you've a long wait pal ☺ 

[Not in Crawley]

5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

As always sir 👍 

Indeed. Hope you are well by the way after all the health stuff.

[DirtySanchez]

4 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Fuck me...you've a long wait pal ☺ 

He's got a lot to get through 

So I'm at the back of the queue 

 

[Not in Crawley]

6 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Aye reading it back you're right 

Apologies 

Cheese still needs to explain though

Fair dos - hope all is good with you.

[miamiwhite]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Indeed. Hope you are well by the way after all the health stuff.

I'm getting there thank you. I've never been wrapped right, but even less now and on medication for life. My biggest fear is bumping into Kent White at the local A&E 😉 

Hope you and yours are all well too and you've recovered from your recent trip to Wigan ☺ 

Was stuck there for a hour last night, thoroughly depressing ☺ 

[DirtySanchez]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Fair dos - hope all is good with you.

Life in the land of accountants is just great 😀

[miamiwhite]

3 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

He's got a lot to get through 

So I'm at the back of the queue 

 

😂 

Hoping to have a beer with Cheese in a fortnight as I'm staying over his way then for a couple of nights

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Life in the land of accountants is just great 😀

Man, could do with some help, our accountants are expensive and lazy, plus im sure i could be putting more through the business rather than just PAYE.

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

😂

Hoping to have a beer with Cheese in a fortnight as I'm staying over his way then for a couple of nights

Who are you going to talk to whilst he's having imaginary conversations? 🤣

[Not in Crawley]

6 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

I'm getting there thank you. I've never been wrapped right, but even less now and on medication for life. My biggest fear is bumping into Kent White at the local A&E 😉 

Hope you and yours are all well too and you've recovered from your recent trip to Wigan ☺ 

Was stuck there for a hour last night, thoroughly depressing ☺ 

Kent will do you right, although I think hes in a more management role; so he'll be good a processing you if you turn your toes up.

Wigan was bizarre but the stuff that ThickSkin are doing is amazing - worth your coin.

What is it with the transport in Wigan? Its gridlocked for hours at rush hour. Baffles me.

Edited November 15, 2025 by Not in Crawley

[DirtySanchez]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Man, could do with some help, our accountants are expensive and lazy, plus im sure i could be putting more through the business rather than just PAYE.

I'm not an accountant but was referring to you saying Hitchin is the place accountants live, or summat like that 

I do have an old Casio calculator that can do fractions if that helps 

[miamiwhite]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Kent will do you right, although I think hes in a more management role; so he'll be good a processing you if you turn your toes up.

Wigan was bizarre but the stuff that ThickSkin are doing is amazing - worth you coin.

What is it with the transport in Wigan? Its gridlocked for hours are rush hour. Baffles me.

Like you say, the transport in Wigan is mental. Almost missed my train last night due to the traffic. I've found it much easier driving to Lancaster 40 miles up the road and caught the same train on the west coast line.

Best part of Wigan are the deep chunky steak pies from Galloways, delightful ☺ 

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

I'm not an accountant but was referring to you saying Hitchin is the place accountants live, or summat like that 

I do have an old Casio calculator that can do fractions if that helps 

Ah fair enough.

I would like to do better with my French though as its only an hour away here and I felt like such a prang this summer bumbling though - I did German at school and was rubbish at it - so maybe a Bolton/French tutorial 😄

On immigration. I did an A Level in history and dispite me bellowing 1415 over the cliffs, no on seems to pay much attention.

[miamiwhite]

6 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Who are you going to talk to whilst he's having imaginary conversations? 🤣

I'll tame the boy 😉 

Chatted on the phone years ago and we'll get on fine in person over a beer or two 

[Not in Crawley]

5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Like you say, the transport in Wigan is mental. Almost missed my train last night due to the traffic. I've found it much easier driving to Lancaster 40 miles up the road and caught the same train on the west coast line.

Best part of Wigan are the deep chunky steak pies from Galloways, delightful ☺ 

They are ok, but I simply refuse to say anything from Wigan is better (apart from early Verve)

 

 

[miamiwhite]

8 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

They are ok, but I simply refuse to say anything from Wigan is better (apart from early Verve)

 

 

Yes, those early days were good

We're 8 miles apart from those people, yet the accent is totally alien. I've plenty of Wigan folk via work who I class as friends, but fuck me, their lingo is off the scale 😂 

Actually, the best part is probably the train station when I'm heading up here for the weekend

[miamiwhite]

Folk on here know what I do on twitter and why we do it

Tomorrow, the chap we remember is quite special.

A Lieutenant Commander who served in both World Wars, born in New Zealand, married in Bootle, lived in Llandudno, died on active service and buried in Glasgow, some effort

They're the good people 

[kent_white]

46 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

My biggest fear is bumping into Kent White at the local A&E 😉 

I'd still wash your balls for you if you were poorly again mate! 😁

[Not in Crawley]

16 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Yes, those early days were good

We're 8 miles apart from those people, yet the accent is totally alien. I've plenty of Wigan folk via work who I class as friends, but fuck me, their lingo is off the scale 😂 

Actually, the best part is probably the train station when I'm heading up here for the weekend

Well, ive lived down in the South East for 25 years. And almost every day someone goes...'where you from? Are you on holiday?" 

No, my eldest daughter serves you your pint in our local.

Then...'oh, you've not lost your accent.'

Are they that arrogant that I'd change how I speak? Yes. Because Southerners think to change means betterment.

So no. I sound like I am from Bolton. Because I am from Bolton.

[miamiwhite]

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

I'd still wash your balls for you if you were poorly again mate! 😁

Fuck me, I'll slit my throat when bluelighted again mate 😂 

[miamiwhite]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Well, ive lived down in the South East for 25 years. And almost every day someone goes...'where you from? Are you on holiday?" 

No, my eldest daughter serves you your pint in our local.

Then...'oh, you've not lost your accent.'

Are they that arrogant that I'd change how I speak? Yes. Because Southerners think to change means betterment.

So no. I sound like I am from Bolton. Because I am from Bolton.

Good Man 👍 

[Not in Crawley]

8 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Fuck me, I'll slit my throat when bluelighted again mate 😂 

And this 100% why i would never go into the health sector.

Although we just got a 30k gig from the NHS to run media to try and get more drs who are newly qualified to be cancer specialists.

[bolty58]

6 hours ago, deeane Koontz said:

 

Hang the cunt. Suspect that close to 100% on here would agree - at least with the sentiment if they are a little squeamish about capital punishment.

Is this going to be your raison d'etre on here? Just highlighting sexual horrors committed by folk with white skin in an attempt to defend or justify the activities of hundreds of Pakistani grooming gangs?