Meanwhile In England

[London Wanderer]

4 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Hes a better way of stopping the boats tbf

Is there even any evidence he actually stopped a boat?

 He slashed an abandoned dingy then ran off home. 
 

Nobody even knows it was in fit condition to cross, we’re just to take his word for it.

A short scroll through his YouTube shows him to be an absolute prick 😄

[miamiwhite]

3 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

I was being ironic 😄

To be fair, he's with them

[London Wanderer]

Just now, gonzo said:

You spelt moronic wrong

Superp 🥁

 Danny Thomo for Deputy PM 🇬🇧

[London Wanderer]

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

To be fair, he's with them

Who’s with them ? 

[gonzo]

1 minute ago, London Wanderer said:

Is there even any evidence he actually stopped a boat?

 He slashed an abandoned dingy then ran off home. 
 

Nobody even knows it was in fit condition to cross, we’re just to take his word for it.

A short scroll through his YouTube shows him to be an absolute prick 😄

Good idea though innit?

Maybe the French coast guard dudes could simply buy a Stanley Knife and just slash every single boat that plans to set sail?

Wouldn't take long would it?

[miamiwhite]

Just now, London Wanderer said:

Who’s with them ? 

Daniel Thomas, not Cheese

[Cheese]

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Good idea though innit?

Maybe the French coast guard dudes could simply buy a Stanley Knife and just slash every single boat that plans to set sail?

Wouldn't take long would it?

 

 

[gonzo]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

 

 

Great stuff.

Let's do it more.

[Cheese]

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Great stuff.

Let's do it more.

The Northern shoreline of France is a bit longer than The Golden Mile mate.

[Dimron]

The UK probably doesn't have an unofficial slush fund anymore enabling us to pay mercenaries... all too accountable these days.

[DirtySanchez]

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Great stuff.

Let's do it more.

Problem is now French coppers aren't supposed to go into the water

So the immigrants go knee deep or higher into the water then a dingy comes and gets them 

For whatever rule or plan gets brought in, the blokes running it will find a way round 

[miamiwhite]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j84149g7ko

This hero deserves a knighthood 👏 👏 👏 

[London Wanderer]

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Good idea though innit?

Maybe the French coast guard dudes could simply buy a Stanley Knife and just slash every single boat that plans to set sail?

Wouldn't take long would it?

What did I say that was moronic ? 
 

I don’t think his stunt is a good one. He’s claiming to care about this country, but he’s a convicted criminal who’s rhetoric has done nothing but damage this country.

It would be a piece of piss for the French to do more yes. But there’s no political will, they don’t care. 

[DirtySanchez]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

The Northern shoreline of France is a bit longer than The Golden Mile mate.

They're not using the whole of the shoreline though 

 

[Cheese]

5 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

They're not using the whole of the shoreline though 

Just have a few coppers with stanley knives sat along the bit they're using then. I'm sure they'll just keep using that same stretch forever and not think about trying somewhere else. Sorted. It's amazing nobody else has thought of this. Nice one. 👍

Edited November 15, 2025 by Cheese

[DirtySanchez]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Just have a few coppers with stanley knives sat along the bit they're using then. I'm sure they'll just keep using that same stretch forever and not think about trying somewhere else. Sorted. It's amazing nobody else has thought of this. Nice one. 👍

Geography isn't your strong point is it? 

Have a look at the shorelines of France and Britain 

They won't be doing Cherbourg to Bournemouth 

[Cheese]

 

[Cheese]

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Geography isn't your strong point is it? 

Have a look at the shorelines of France and Britain 

They won't be doing Cherbourg to Bournemouth 

No, you're absolutely right, as I said in my reply. Do you speak French? Maybe you should contact the French Government and tell them your genius plan that they definitely haven't considered.

[DirtySanchez]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

No, you're absolutely right, as I said in my reply. Do you speak French? Maybe you should contact the French Government and tell them your genius plan that they definitely haven't considered.

I have an A Level in French 

You come up with your plan and I'll translate it 

[Cheese]

12 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

I have an A Level in French 

You come up with your plan and I'll translate it 

I've had a good think, and I can't come up with anything better than yours. It's genius.

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, Cheese said:

I've had a good think, and I can't come up with anything better than yours. It's genius.

😁

[DirtySanchez]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

I've had a good think, and I can't come up with anything better than yours. It's genius.

What plan did I come up with? 

[Zico]

57 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I find it best to have never held a twitter account and ignore any links to twitter.

 

It's a sensible approach

[Dimron]

9 minutes ago, Zico said:

It's a sensible approach

Keeps me sane and ensures I have time for my hobbies

[Zico]

40 minutes ago, Cheese said:

 

Probably just a stunt and she's ringing her mates

Alternatively it's real, and just a load of old bollocks