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Sydney's Suppers: 5 Portugal 11 Marseille or 1 Turkey 11 Marseille The moral of this one is, dont be the only Turkey or you will be stuffed at Xmas.

Your not wrong there!! Back of the net!! 7 of us went, lads Xmas rinse, top day, top result & 7 vouchers. Only 4 of the 7 going to Marseille but got a call 5 mins after the details were announced this morning asking for first dibs on the spare vouchers. 2 of the spare ones going to mates who have represented us in Bulgaria & Portugal and 1 going to a Euro virgin (saying that he did go with me to Pisa).

Just played the video at the bottom. Talk about making the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end. Absolutley TOP. You can only get that feeling watching football, you just cant beat it.

Im sending my daughter round. She will be there in half an hour. Dont worry too much Underpants I will make sure she gets the right house..........

Worth a look: http://scripts.cac.psu.edu/users/j/d/jdr26.../frenchman.html

There will be an announcement tomorrow advising us that there will an announcement on Friday to say they will let us know when the announcement will be made about tickets. Before they make the announcement they will announce the customary "You wont get in the country without a ticket. You will be arrested and umbongoed by French police if you try. You will be jailed for 5 years."

I cant move over mi p*iss bag is too full. I might look old but I can still wipe my own arse.

I thought we had agreed on Chinese Stars? or was that chocolate starfish? The club shop are offering limited edition cigar holders (holds 4) with the words "Lets do the onion sellers" engraved on them. :-s

Oh we will have some fun alright! Anyway if there is any bother we will make sure we tidy up after ourselves, unlike like these roughians.

Neil Ruddock - Magaluff - 1986 - apprentice at Spurs at the time. Soft looking b*stard then. John McGinley - Kiss Night Club in town. He had just signed for us a few days before and he was with a bird who served behind the bar at Burnden (dirty bugger). Frank Worthington came to my house when I was a kid to see my sick brother (not the best circumstances - he passed away) Big Sam & Sammy Lee in Flag Inn. Fabian D & Sasa C in Ritzty (what a big f*cking hooter Sasa had!) plenty more I think but cant remember off hand.

Fook it. Im watching it in the pub. Good afternoon rinse, comfy chair, pork scratchings and a good crack with all mi mates.........

5 words No fanny f*ucking arse chance

I have to disagree. We must do what we can to keep him. He alone has saved us many points over the years with top draw saves. I know nowt about this geezer from Arabia or where ever he is from.

I never saw Jansen running over to celebrate his goals with a lone ball boy before, Andy Walker - King, Jansen - Queen (but may do a job).

3 isn't enough - in no particular order: West Ham Man City Man *** Liverpool Everton Tranmere Wolves Leeds Oldham Nottingham Forrest

Ive got Ian 'stinky' Stevens grey very scruffy looking suit from Talibs, will that do? or Trevor Morgans 44 inch tracky bottoms, will that do? or a Hull Citys fans false arm (accidently pulled it off when we invaded the pitch!), will that do?

Bang on, Im exactly the same...and weren't they the dogs b*llocks? Those are what I call now 'proper away days'. Ive covered over 80 grounds watching the Whites, most of those covered in the 80's. Roll on Saturday, nice pint, comfy seat watching the Whites on TV.

I aint going to Blackburn, Im watching it in the boozer, loads of ale and a comfy seat. I went to Everton. I aint going to the FA Cup match against Arsenal. Im working but wouldn't have gone anyway. I went to Plovdiv. I didn't go to Watford. I went to Guimareas. I didn't go to Turkey (well I did on my hols in July). I went to Pisa. I didn't go against Villa in the semi's at home a couple of years back. Im going to Marseille (yep Ive booked). I didn't go to Sunderland on Boxing Day. I went to Southend, Orient, Newport, Swansea, Carlisle, Bristol etc etc in the 80's I didn't wipe my arse once. I went to Portugal last year to watch England. The moral of this story is I do what the F*CK I want and so should everyone else. F*CK other peoples opinions.

Correct. Some people have families some dont, some people have lots of disposable income some dont, some people have 25/30 days holiday entitlement some dont, etc etc.

Their official site says it only has 3000 seats allocated for away fans for any game. Sounds b*llocks to me. Im sure a club who have only been getting just over 20,000 for their last 2 Home UEFA ties can arrange things to allocate approx 4000 Bolton fans without too much trouble.

Correct. People have a choice, they can go with you or they can go with someone else. Your holding no one to ransom. Have people got nothing better to do than moan, obviously not.

Chose Everton as our lads (7) Xmas bash. Fine session. Train Bolton - Manc Pic - Livp Lime St. In Witherspoons at 11.30am near Lime St Station, first scoop with a ??1.99 fry up, excellent. Few more scoops in Witherspoons and a pub next door but one (stunk of piss & fish - mind you it was full of 'Owd feckers' so probably why the smell). Two black cabs took us to the 'Carrisbrook' pub. Very local, no probs though. Then moved on to a pub next to ground, not sure of name but the sign outside was of a footballer. Very local again! Nothing robbed to press. In ground 7 pints full. Top seats right at front (only top after 2nd goal - touching distance from players celebrating, until then we told Lee H he'd fecked up on the seat front - standard practice on ALL away games). Two bottles of 'Chang' at half time. Question - Have you ever seen Chang on sale any where apart from Evertons ground? I aint. Underneath the stand reminded me of Burnden Park - what a shit hole. Had a piss next to Henrick P. Second half the business. Hugged blokes I have never met - STOP, no Homo alerts please. After match went in another 'very local' pub. I decided to crack up a conversation with 2 very pissed off Everton lads, the first 2 minutes didn't go well, could of turned nasty but ended up having a good crack. Black cab then to Lime St (yep all 7 in a black cab). Ale trolley on train, get em in. Old bill on train. Several warnings. Two pricks got lippy. Old bill ejected them before owt could happen. Got off in Manchester, met our other lads (f*ck know where! it was). Had a couple more. Now totally baldered. Jingle Bells Jingle Bells....oh what fun it is to see the Wanderers....etc etc. Couldn't be arsed going back to train station so black cabs home. Sunday morning - f*cked. Away days like this only come round once every 2 to 3 years, 4 - 0, get in there. Anyone else got a tale to tell?

Ask Father Christmas to bring you one!

There will be plenty of room for us (60,000 Cap): 24.11.05 - 20,000 fans against Heerenveen 14.12.05 - 22,000 fans against Dinamo Bucarest Lots of empty seats. They will get more against us because we are a Premiership Team but I would imagine it wont be too many more, poss 30,000 max.