Burndens Bogs

Aye, but in the home end there was graffiti saying "F?ck the French prime ministers wife"

I've changed my mind - the rent boys won't like this cold/wet/snowy/freezing weather - 2-1 Bolton

The Aussies also produce pretty good whinin' 'stralians (only works if said in an Aussie accent)

Just pissing it down in here in North Bowton No doubt the schools will still be closed "as a precaution" - a precaution to what? getting wet?

Same here i reckon, 10 slices of toast is just too much

I didn't think they existed in England anymore Unless of course you commute from Mumbai.

Is that the beach resort on Merseyside?

My 5 year old daughter loves that film,in fact she watched it yesterday while her school was closed due to 3in of snow ffs When i were a lad,we went to school even if it snowed 12 inches Bowtners are getting soft i'll tell thee

What he said,but without the "Megson" out bit

Admittedly i've never seen your hair - but the couple causing trouble have, and it obviously did enough to frighten the f?ckers off

I can't be arsed with 10% off deals meself, either the goods are inflated by 10% (or more) pre-sale - or you use 10% more than you would normally. By one get two free is the future.

Snow doubt about it, 8 inches of fluffy white chaos

The thing is, with incidents like the ones mentioned here you have to make a very quick assesment- 1,Is someone coming unstuck here through no fault of their own and may need some help. 2,Has the incident got f?ck all to do with me, and i may come seriously unstuck if i get involved. Sadly these days chances are it will be the latter, 9 times out of 10 you're probably better off not getting involved. Man or a mouse? - Pass me the cheese board please, it isn't worth the risk these days.

So, after a trifecta, a bust banjo string, text sex, bondage, play rape. squirting sessions All in the space of a few weeks - Firthy considers himself a bit of a prude

Aye,one or two with bizarre imaginations anarl me thinks

Man for man - how do you think that side in '97 compares to the side that won at Sunderland this weekend?

This one looks like an album cover for a "boy" band

Accuse me of "fingerism" if you like, but i'm not reet keen on Blackburn or Burnley.

I reckon 15 years. Anyone who started watching us after 1993, has only known the good times - compared to the dark old days of the 80's.

MEGSONS SUPER WHITE ARMY

What a nasty little rag this is,i must point out that i don't ever actually buy this paper - but i do have "access" to it occasionally. Now i'm certainly no multi culturalist - but this particular rag does seem to be really trying to stir up the racial shite in this country - Lots of stories on a regular basis trying to wind up it's readership and create tension. Todays top story on the Mumbai situation actually stated - "Muslims are at war with the west" Not all 2 billion of them surely?

Is there really such a thing?

Reet, i'm on a contract with Orange and i pay ?30 a month and use about 240 mins. The thing is i want to be paying about ?15 a month with 300 (crossover and anytime) minutes, and maybe 100 free texts per month. Could someone please run along and find me a deal, because i can't be arsed. Thanks in advance

Put me down for a blue 'un like in the photo PS - I don't fancy a "figure hugger" though- 44 inch chest should do the trick.

Aye, twas a belter -