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In that case I'm not letting him anywhere near me. I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week

Why didn't he just ask like normal people do?

I don't think he was aiming it anyone in particular, he seemed to find it amusing like it was a game. The phlegm was coming directly at me but hit a bloke 2 rows in front of me. He was warming up at the time.

Because the c u n t spat at me at Anfield

That is one player I wouldn't want to sign.

I've been in the Sandy Lane end

I hate the press they make up so much shit. I haven't said anything of the sort...

Yeah i think he is. Schalke couldn't agree terms apparently. We desperately need someone like him. An injury to Parker or Noble and we're fooked in the middle of the park.

Apparently his injury is worse than previously expected and we're waiting for him to prove his fitness. They're saying down here that the deal may be put on hold til January. I personally think that's bollocks. Either it'll happen before the end of August or it won't happen at all. I'd rather we spent money on a centre midfielder and a left back, but what do I know? ::::::::::

Would be a superb signing for you if you could get him. Good player, the type of player West Ham need. A few months ago I wanted him or Appiah. Seems Curbs wants neither Still, looks as though we're getting Giles Barnes though

At least you won't get wet this year

Huge trouble maker. Obviously coming to West Ham

Yakubu is a funny one for me. Every time I see him he looks like he can't be arsed. Yet year on year he consistently scores goals and is up at the top of the scoring charts. If West Ham signed Yakubu I wouldn't be excited, yet he'd probably prove me wrong if his previous is anything to go by.

Now official

We'll be too busy with lawyers... Edited: because i'm a thick cockney wot carnt spel

I think Keane has bought over priced shite with no experience of the top flight. Another on the way if you believe the rumours re Kenwyn Jones I think everyone much prefers going to SoL than they did Roker Park. That being said I think they may just scrape staying up but I think they'll be in the mix most of the season and they will finish in the bottom 5.

I'll laugh my bollocks off when "Sunlan" get relegated.

Is back on apparently. I'll reserve judgement til I've seen him play 10 times. Could be a while

I don't think I've ever been as happy whilst sitting 2nd bottom!

Satay still do sing that song. It stemmed from their ex chairman saving money back in the old days of cash turnstiles and declaring the crowd to be 10k (for example) under what it really was. The atmosphere at Maine Road was superb, but Eastlands is a morgue.

I like that. Original at least.

Eggy is a rich man but he isn't loaded, at least not loaded enough to bankroll a football club. His business partner Bj?rg?lfur Gudmundsson is though, and he owns 95% of West Ham now. Eidur has stated he wants ?100k a week. According to ITK's we have asked him for an answer today after offering him ?80k. A huge amount of dough. From a purely football point of view I hope it happens.

leave well alone would be my advice to LS

1. Manchester United 2. Chelsea 3. Liverpool 4. Arsenal --------------------------- 5. Tottenham Hotspur 6. Blackburn Rovers --------------------------- 7. Manchester City 8. Aston Villa 9. Portsmouth 10. West Ham United 11. Newcastle United 12. Everton 13. Middlesbrough 14. Bolton Wanderers 15. Fulham 16. Birmingham City 17. Derby County --------------------------- 18. Sunderland 19. Reading 20. Wigan Athletic

What a turd he is. Still, not too fussed anyway.