mickbrown

"Its like football as you remember it" Sanctimonious fecker

This may well be sacrilege, but all this self promotion is starting to get on my tits a bit.

And I'd go as far as saying that anyone who does go, should have first go at the Portugal tickets.

No fecking way.

Never done it, never will. It just feeds that arse Lovejoy's ego.

I've seen it, switched it off half way through. The second half must have got better because the first half was bobbins. Mick "Barry Norman " Brown.

I thought that. What's the point in having a tank if all you need to disable it is a milk bottle and a bit of unleaded.

I really wouldn't. Don't know what it is, but there's something about her that makes me think she'd smell of kippers.

Proper grammar?

Seems wierd now, but I was gutted when we appointed him. *hangs head in shame.

I likes it - a double bluff type thingy

He's right though. I was laughing at the ref. He was sheeeiiite with a capital sh

Go for it, I'd love to do that.

Where's your plot of land? Local?

??55? Are you driving a Panzer?

Correct. Just an illustration that this island is populated by fuckwits

I had to go to the Trafford Centre last night about 9 o'clock and both of those were chocker by then. On the way back, that one near the Nag's Head at Davyhulme Circle had them queuing back to the roundabout.

Traf - there were queues everywhere I drove past. That one opposite the Nelson on Stretford Rd, and the BP near Flixton station had dickheads queuing on the road over the bridge.

He's flown him and his band all over Europe on tour. On their approach to Manchester, Meatie (as he's known to his close pals) had signed an album for him, saying something along the lines of thanks for flying him around all week. 10 minutes later, he's nearly killed him

He's had to resign from his airline as he skidded off the runway at Manchester Airport last month with Meatloaf onboard, so he can't get a plane for Waffa cup trips now. Bugger

No, that was the Burnden Birdman! Same bloke flew into the ring at a Tyson title fight and got the shit kicked out of himby the crowd. Topped himself last year

You can watch Juventus, Inter, Roma etc for as little as 12 Euros. We get ripped off with football as we do with everything else.

You should do, it'd double the gross income for the city of Liverpool in one fell swoop. Just think how many trackie bottoms could be bought for that la'.

Jay, you never fail to disappoint do you?

Am I the only one who actually admires Whelan for having the balls to have a go? He's an ex pro, knows his football and is working his bollox off for the best of his club. I'd love to have a bloke like that involved at Bolton.