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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

 

This guy is f*cked up!!

 

 

I was outside Kearsley Cricket club about 11 yrs ago when i was about 17 with a mate of mine who for his own protection i shall call Bill,anyhow we was stood outside and i was smoking a reef,anyhow next minute this New Vectra i think it was pulls up and this massive Black guy get's out,i though sh*t OB are here,anyhow he say's don't worry lads im not Police,im a Fitness Instructor and starts asking us do we work out or do any exercise and starts telling us what the best work out is for each muscles!He starts asking Bill to tense his muscles and stuff and starts feeling his biceps and saying blimey your pretty well built,anyhow the more people that came outside the more he backed off until eventually he got in his car and f*cked off!A mate of mine was round at my house the other day and starts telling me bout this Guy Purple Aki,a Merseyside Myth,anyhow after searching Google for him i came across aload of info bout him,a reet Fukhead of the highest order,looks like we had a lucky escape,other's wern't so lucky!Anyhow just though id see if anybody off here was familiar with the Perv! :angry:

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Aye, I've heard of him - legendary (for the wrong reasons) in both Liverpool and The Wirral.

 

Got Scouse mates who swear they've been chased by him and saw him do it regularly in the early 90's when they were at School, apparently his favourite phrase was "pop or slash" - he was supposedly obsessed with young lads' muscles etc.

 

Ask anyone under 35 from Merseyside and they'll've heard of him...

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Aye, I've heard of him - legendary (for the wrong reasons) in both Liverpool and The Wirral.

 

Got Scouse mates who swear they've been chased by him and saw him do it regularly in the early 90's when they were at School, apparently his favourite phrase was "pop or slash" - he was supposedly obsessed with young lads' muscles etc.

 

Ask anyone under 35 from Merseyside and they'll've heard of him...

 

I've heard of him and seen him - he used to be out in Leigh quite a lot when I was about 18. Scary stuff!!

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why didn't he just join a gay gym?

 

or generally hang around places like canal street near the well buffed boys?

 

they wouldn't say no to a grope

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I was telling my son about this guy who likes to feel muscles...he said there used to be a chap played rugby for Leigh Miners who was like that, he then said his name which was Purple Aki. How bizzare!

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I was telling my son about this guy who likes to feel muscles...he said there used to be a chap played rugby for Leigh Miners who was like that, he then said his name which was Purple Aki. How bizzare!

i've heard of him,I work with a load of lads from Leigh and they used always tell me about this puple aki fella, suppose be a right headcase but they said he was from leigh too, not Liverpool, but maybe the leigh one named himself after the scouse one or vice versa

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i've heard of him,I work with a load of lads from Leigh and they used always tell me about this puple aki fella, suppose be a right headcase but they said he was from leigh too, not Liverpool, but maybe the leigh one named himself after the scouse one or vice versa

 

 

its the same bloke.from liverpool but spent the late 80s early 90s around leigh and warrington

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No way, i was discussing this bloke with a work colleague not so long ago! A few lads from wigan and leigh college mentioned his name during a lecture but i didnt really take much notice to be honest, all i heard was this big black bloke who used to go round asking young lads to tense their muscles, then he'd feel them and say stuff like 'do you go to the gym' and 'you should join my gym, would you like my number'....shit like that. I didnt really believe much of it but quite a few of them mentioned him so i thought he just operated around wigan, leigh and surrounding areas, that was in 2000......

Not very long after that i was walking across Morrisons car park in town towards the train station when this big black bloke come from nowhere and started asking me questions about the gym and stuff, i absolutely shat myself, he asked me if i wanted a free gym pass and if i did id have to come with him to his gym which was just down the road, i said no thanks and fooking ran as quick as i could!

Ive never heard his name mentioned since then, reading this topic and the posts sent a shiver down my spine, he nearly made me piss my pants i was that scared at the time!! :shok:

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Does it make me queer admitting to being touched up by Purple Aki?

 

For the avoidance of doubt, this is definatly the same Purple Aki. I'd recognise him anywhere.

 

He was doing the rounds of Leigh in the late 80's and early 90's. I used to get the bus from wiggin when I was doing day release there and he'd often be hanging about. He'd also spend time around Tropics (pub & club in Leyth). All of our lot knew of him and we'd all been 'measured up'.

 

TBH though, we didnt think there was much harm in him. Aye he was a bit odd, but he didnt really 'touch us up', so to speak. He never shoved his fist up may arse anyway. :pardon:

 

He'd prod your muskuls with a finger, not normal behavior but he'd spend more time chatting about rugby and training than touching you up. Bear in mind I was a tad fitter in those days. ::::lol::::

 

Our rugby coach at the time ran the door at Tropics so kept all things in order. Even when he collared me alone in wiggin bus station, he was OK, weird, but not threatening. This was over a period of maybe 3 or 4 years too.

 

Not suprised really that he's been in mither, but then again I can see why folk would be scared of him.

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I knew of Purple Aki through a few lads in Liverpool I know/used to know, but never realised he was 'active' in Leigh at any stage. For mentally ill ethnic minority people nowadays in Leigh you have to look to a chap called Dave who wanders round all day in the pubs and bookmakers, drinking whisky straight and placing 2p accumulators, plus filling up the bandits for devious people to dive on the second he's finished. He's almost incapable of speech, but this doesn't really distinguish him from the locals.

 

In his spare time he hangs out of his top flat window roaring at passers by. A most furtive existence, and one to which I aspire.

 

Other than that, before my time but Smiffs will tell you about Bernard BarrowBollocks...

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No Sue, that was Dean Hacket you shagged at the back of Chaus you filthy slut. ::::lol::::

 

Bernard Barrowbollocks.........now thats a blast from the past.

 

Bernard lived in the nuthouse at Atherleigh, was a world class gurner, but in fairness wasnt the fizziest can of pop in the fridge. The bloke must have been 25 stone and 5 foot 6. Think weebles.

 

Now whether it was a nappy, his belly, or his plumbs. I doubt anyone other than the poor soul employed as 'Bernard Washer' would know what on earth the huge rotund lump was that hung from his waste to his knees.

 

We're talking spacer hopper size. In jogging bottoms. He could, as the name suggests, carry it in a barrow.

 

Hardly a welcomeing sight to folk visiting the town for the first time. He'd scare kids by gurning and growling, he was otherwise mute, and would wander aimlessly from bin to bin fishing out any old shite to shove in his gob.

 

The nuthouse shut in the 90's and he was sent away somewhere else I imagine.

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I was thinking of being a funny bastud and setting up a facebook profile under his name

 

seems 10 people already thought of it

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Last sighting of the Purps was in Gunchester on May 28th at 15:28 outside the Primark,photo evidence is on Faceache however with my limited ability on a computer i cannie upload the pic,the lad who took the pic said he knew it was him so hung back for a while so he could get a pic! :blink:

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bloody ell

 

just walked past him on deansgate

 

unmistakeable

 

big f?cker and very oddly there is a sort of purpley tinge to his skin

 

walking with some little scrawny lad, probably a mate, didn't look like there was much for him to feel

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bloody ell

 

just walked past him on deansgate

 

unmistakeable

 

big f?cker and very oddly there is a sort of purpley tinge to his skin

 

walking with some little scrawny lad, probably a mate, didn't look like there was much for him to feel

Manny or Bowton?

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