Plums

I remember their vitriolic jibes.

I have a fax from Lionel Messi

Inordinate amount of table tennis bats, tax avoidance books, bingo machines and club shop merchandise.

I knew the Dougie bingo sorry moneyball machine would come in handy

Potential Manager Question one: what is your clothing of preference on while on the touch line?

Lostock Arms sportsman’s now Mac D’s at Jonny Fow is this Schooner still going?

Good ball juggler this lad, and cheap as a bucket of fish.

Blimey, this is a little on the light side for interest.. is everyone feeling depressed at the thought? come on whites any win will do..

Something very Alan Partridge about this

18 years old... in Ritzy on a Tuesday night. You’ve had several pints of neon, flat, cats piss called Hoffmeister 🤢 and they stick on Nellie the Elephant.. cue absolute pandemonium on the dance floor.. women flattened and bouncers piling in.. 😆

I can’t see us getting a light touch. Think the generic thinking would be that if this goes unpunished then other clubs could do the same when the fixtures pile up. Liverpool at the moment could be an interesting development.

At a pastie and peas evening ‘do’

Downstairs in Bergerac’s for a Tizer or a Kermit. Spot of porn and some barmaid in pvc.

Bruno?

Far more moaning going on from other teams near us, now we’re picking up points. fuck em

Top man Jack. He’ll come through it with a smile.

We ride again...

The data allowance has been rinsed

Obviously got Grzegorz Rasiak on standby

Nowt against the lad, but he was down bradshawgate at 3am during preseason 😂

Bet Jim White gets Bassini on.. 😂 Instead he should be busy with the incoming transfers. 🚀🚀🎆🎇🎆🎈🎉🎊📯🌋

It could quite easily be cash flow. Let time tell it’s tale, and hope we get to slag off the football instead 😎

Eidur Gudgeonsson

Not sure Chris can drive anyway. Although I did see a video of a dog driving once so it’s possible. Lunatics not only got control of the asylum, they’ve now got a media platform and their own brand of merchandise.

Owen Coyle 😆