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What did you buy me?

It can't all be doom and gloom, can it?

But plenty of loose stools.

Not regularly though, I hasten to add.

??4m plus TBH for Nigel Real-Cokehead. Get a grip FFS!

It's a motorbike you'll be needing then, or maybe a sidecar as well.

I think Sligo Rovers are playing their bitter rivals Donegal Celtic that day, I'll be there getting a programme for george.

I got one mixed up with a lozenge once and had a stiff neck all day.

Judging by the name, it doesn't sound nice there. It actually sounds like the name of a ladyboy whore.

I just like to help them with their enquiries!

Excellent news: I don't need to play! Brixton TSO Rayvon plus GK Djorkaeff Carl Allwhiteone Smiley Jules Darby................ all available so far! 9 names = selection headache for the gaffer.

He's actually a top bloke, red or otherwise.

I think I'm away that weekend.

Lescott looks like a Crimewatch Photofit of a rapist.

you mean 3-2? Like the start of an England innings?

If he signs it now, it'll be 3.5 yrs at his new wage to expire in July 2009. If it's a 3 yr deal, it'll take effect at the end of the season and the shortfall in the wages for 6 month will be made up with a one-off ex-gratia payment. Davies and his agent have to sit down and work out which suits him best: a fixed sum or a wage rise including potential bonuses.

We'll shit 'em.

In fact I think they're turning their house into a pub: I'm sure my psychotic Manc neighbour said he wanted the Boddies putting in the cellar.

Next door neighbour drilling for oil. Well, that's what it sounds like.

Darren must never have heard of inflation: he still accepts 1p and 2p coins: surely he should be asking for 10p's at least by now.

Ever so quiet on here, isn't it? I think the recent prolonged downtime has reminded many people there is actually life beyond the tinterweb. I've even done a couple of days work.

That's nonce-sense and you know it.

Will do. Is there still terracing in non-league cinemas?

Throwing darts is fine. It's cancer i'm worried about!