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That's the one: owned by Patrick Duffy.

Cremation? It's the future!

Did he race greyhounds or was he a van driver?

I didn't want to hurt the feelings of the chef: Sir Gordon of ramsay.

Manchester v Cancer? I'll have a tenner on the away team.

F??ck the lot of you, I once had tea with Mrs. Gandhi and the Dalai Lama. The food was crap to be honest, but Lord Lucan was the waiter. He served on horseback: he was riding Shergar at the time.

Djorkaef and Smiley have been dropped!

Nice one.

Ours is England, actually. None of this UK b??llocks, thanks. F??ck the Celts off.

Many Smiths and or Morrissey songs have been covered by other artists, including The Killers doing Why Don't you find out for yourself. But the most bizarre has to be How Soon is Now by those 2 Russian lezzers t.A.T.u

Sandie Shaw also sang Jeane on the Hand in Glove E.P. in 1984

Quality place. Love it to bits. Lived there for a while too.

I believed you until you put Claire Sweeney. Mine are Tim Booth, Morrissey and Brixton. Morrissey was going through airport security as the same time as me on the day we flew to Bulgaria.

Wife-swapping gang bangs?

Oh and West Brom 4-4 and Orient 4-4 too!

Yes, and Crewe 4-4 and Oldham 4-4!

Yes, you can borrow Jussi's.

6-0 wasn't it?

They're just relatives of the Bolton squad.

It's f??cked, mate. Let's go back to Rivals.

It'll probably be a very disparaging tirade against the Belgians or someone similar: that'll grab the votes of the Dutch, Germans and French for a start.

Fordham, but if the cap fits...........................

Extra spicy?

An abortion of chavs would be best.