SHAT

By raising the retirement age according to the papers and they're a bit miffed!

She's only got man-flu for fcuks sake!Blow your nose and get on with it!Iron Lady my arse!

Don't particularly like 'em but fair fcuks to 'em,when their politicians are shaftin' 'em they put up some sort of a fight.Not like us Brits who just let the thieving b'stards piss up our backs at every opportunity.

Ding Dong the witch is (nearly)dead!

No!

Wasn't Constable Savage was it?

Kev was spot on tonight and if he'd intentionally elbowed that gimp in the throat he wouldn't have got up the cheatin foreign prick.Did himself and the whites proud tonight and the game came alive when the substitutions where made.Should have happened at half time coz that stick insect was gash.Thought "Bubba" wright-phillips had a good game too.

Tried packin' in through the week and just smokin' at weekend whilst havin beers.Came down with pneumonia big time and realised I'd better pack in altogether.Never looked back and that was about fifteen years ago,that bout of pneumonia sure did me a favour.Got to admit though it did my head in going for a pint for years when someone lit up,used to crave a fag with a pint.Doesn't bother me now and should be easier for anyone packing in now with the smoking ban.Best of luck to you,I don't know how people can afford it now,another reason why I'm glad I did it.THE LONGER YOU GO WITHOUT THE EASIER IT GETS!

Probably landed on her head!

Make 'em smash rocks all day with a big sledgehammer like they did in the good old days!

They couldn,t knock it down when they built that eyesore mosque.Listed building I think.

On a more important note....the Bolton Beer Festival is on soon,round about the 16th of October i think.

Go in there a lot but noticed last time I went in that the prices had gone up.'Twas a saturday night and there definitely wasn't as many people as usual.The Plough round the back of the Doffy is still shut to as is The Kings down Chorley Old but thats no big loss.Mate at work who lives near Tonge Ward has heard that its gonna be a Co-op foodstore.

Could the butchers over the road be called "Iraq 'o' Ribs"?

Beltin' player!Has off days now and again but who doesn't.Love the way he puts the fear of death into a lot of the foreign players.And.....he pisses Whisky Face and Arsehole Wanker off regularly so that'll do for me!

That is sooooo right!! That French surrender monkey needs to be told to shut the fcuk up.Constantly trying to influence officials,the F.A. etc,and the media printing the drivel he spouts.Mind you he does manage a Top 4 club so its ok.Is it?!!

Total Bollocks!!The same "canteen staff" who had their hours and staffing levels cut long before our hard working "refuse technicians" and had to cope!!Is it any wonder they complained.Do they have the responsibility of giving people food poisoning everyday and do they constantly have Health and Hygiene breathing down their necks?NOOOOOO!They drag a bin to the back of a bin wagon and press a button.FFS!They don't even lift the fcukin thing like they had to when I was young.Those lads EARNED their wage then.I know lads on the bins and I know people who are "canteen staff" and I know which job I would sooner have!

Set of tossers.Sack the lot of 'em!They're obviously doing that on purpose because they had to walk to the bins due to the parked car.Lazy bone idle fcuktards!!

All murdering terrorist extremists of whatever colour/race /creed/religion etc.

Not a player....but,could we make room against the wall for a certain Ref who's name rhymes with shite,before the MG42 commences firing?

Seen Muslim women driving cars with a burka on and glasses as well.Wonder if I would get stopped if I drove my car wearing my Ku Klux Klan hood?

Its here.Hope this link works never done it before.

Keyraanoo

Is that Vic Reeves with the tazer?

Just as the curtains shut the music from the end of the old Warner Brothers cartoons complete with Porky Pig at the end stuttering "Thats all folks".