JD74

You've managed to make a pact with that numpty! Impressive

Just cheyse for me. I thank you

Oi you, don't make him feel any worse!!! But yes you have a point

He'll be very disappointed.

No, that would be you. Smiffs has always had a thing for you.

It's alright you can keep him

Spot on!

I might have something to say about that though.....

Who says it's another bird?

Maldives it is then

I should've known you lot would say something like that!! And I do have a video actually

I went for tea at Jared Borgetti's house and ending up singing Karoke with Ivan Campo

Now you know you're part of the recruitment team

Yes I believe it is.

Yes we are

Macdonald Portal Hotel has got a lovely spa and not too far away either. I'm not really into all that but have been to the hotel a few times which is great and friends who've used the spa said it was fantastic.

Right, you're starting to scare me now!!!

Well it wasn't one of your better ones!! I much prefer your ideas that involve all day drinking.

Oh my God, the thought of giving birth to a baby Smiffs - ouch!! My lady garden would never be the same.

You polished it off though along with the garlic bread NB - I've also had pregnancy dreams and woke up in a cold sweat!!

You two really should know better at your age on a school night

Don't forget the brown sauce for Smiffs brekkie

A smile

I love slippers! There's nothing better than slipping into a pair after wearing heels all day.

My tax is only £30