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Me please. Cumberland sausage and goat's cheese.

You could regale them with stories of your pervy nephews!

There is a diving shop in a small town along the banks of Loch Foyle, just outside Londonderry. The town in which this diving shop is called Muff. It is the Muff Diving shop. I kid you not.

Plastic seats increase the bumsweat but are easier to wipe down afterwards. However, make sure the chair is in your bedroom and not the Doctor's surgery! HTH

Spot on. Also getting a bit p*ssed off with Adrian Durham who, whenever he's thrashing around for the name of a club he considers has no quality always, always, always says Bolton. The ginger 2@.

I tried nicking a pair of jeans from the Arndale once, but the 'Stolen From Ivor' bag meant I was collared before I got 20 yards!

You can add all the stains you like pal, I'd rather hang out of/with Katy Perry thank you.

I didn't say he wasn't a cunt, I just said he has done more in his field than VK has in his. Glad we've cleared that up. Oh, his brother's a cunt too by the way. Phil, that is, not Peter.

Neville's done more for Sport than Kay has for TV 'Entertainment'. Don't get me wrong he's a nice bloke in person, but fookin' annoying on the telly. The best thing Vernon Kay ever did was to persuade Tess Daly to go to a Bolton game at Highbury a few years ago. I had the privilege of following her arse up the steps on the way out of the ground and she was wearing the tightest pair if jeans I've ever seen. Absolutely HIPnotic!

So you don't mind admitting knocking one out to soft porn, but not to reading The Wanderer?

He wasn't. He was delving into the murkiness of The-Wanderer.co.uk. ITK Fact!

The surname certainly is!

When you say 'had', you mean confused don't you?

It doesn't taste nice cold.

Strawberries, definitely. Pineapples if fresh, not out of a can with 'syrup' Like tomatoes which aren't really a vegetable, strawberries are not really a fruit. Basically, if you want it in a salad, put it in a salad. Then toss away!

I am now comically sated and will show this to as many 18+ people I know. Comedy genius Aaaayyyyyythengyoowwww!

Realised WHAT!!!??

It's a while ago now but I thought all charges were dropped, rather than him being found not guilty. If he was innocent, why pay 10's of millions to his alleged victim? Why not sue him for slander, libel and defamation of character? And what about the abuse his 'children' suffered? Towels on heads, being called blanket? These kids may now grow up in some semblence of normality. Michael Jackson produced some fantastic music. Some say Gary Glitter did too.

Indeed, picked it up on DVD a couple of weeks ago from HMV Baseball Furys were my faves!

Hilarious, non-pc, coming of age movie involving gangs. Lots of tit jokes and fist fights. Memorable bits (it's been a while since I've seen it) Cock and Roll off the bridge with the skinheads. '' don't f*ck with the Wongs '' (You'll see) (To the skinheads) '' I didn't say you look like pricks with ears, I said you look like a bunch of ears without pricks!''

I edited my earlier response mainly because I posted some crass comment which I regret. I've had experience of similair tragedy and can empathise with the family. Hopefully they've got enough of a support network down under to avoid making a rash decision like returning to the UK which they may later regret. To paraphrase the late, great Dave Allen ''may their God go with them''

Sorry to hear that, Bolty. There's never a good time for that kind of news.

Massive bike run in Southend on Sunday! Couldn't be arsed taking pictures, though. Looked like a promo for Hairspray 2. ::

Alternatively, have a butchers on the BWFC official site?

Was he in the Deadpool? The American embassy in Thailand confirmed the 72-year-old had been found dead in the capital, where he was filming. Reports said he was found hanging from a curtain cord in a closet by a chambermaid at the Park Nai Lert hotel. Police said there were no signs of a struggle or other suspicious circumstances and are treating the death as suicide. Carradine was a member of a Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith. He was famous for his role as the fugitive half Chinese Shaolin monk Kwai Chang Caine in the 1970s western TV drama Kung Fu.