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e the heating plates have gotten some sh*t between them. Had that replaced last year, ???400 approx.

Ramsey, Cambridge Welwyn Garden City Leeds Marlborough Elstree Whoop de doo

Ralgex works quite well.

FIVE FINGERED FANCY

THIS IS THE NOOOORRTH. WUR WE DOOW WOT WE WONT! Cracking stuff.

Listening/ Watching on the BBC digital red button live score jobbie.

I noticed that, too. The cheating cooont!

Were you bummed in a Nandos? Is that why you won't say where it is?

Methinks you doth protest too much! So, where IS the nearest Nandos to you then? It must be really good if you're avoiding answering the question!

I was feeling hungry and, after a short walk onto the Middlebrook (where I heard there was one) found it didn't exist. Hoping you could help, really. Are you miles away from the Middlebrook, or is the Nandos you're thinking of on the Middlebrook? Let me assure you my friend, if you're thinking of getting yourself some serious piri-piri action, the Middlebrook is best avoided. In case you're interested, I went for the Subway Mozzarella Melt instead.

Is there a Nandos near where you work?

Someone who helps out when they're busy?

After nearly pissing myself laughing at this thread I have two tales to offer. Firstly I was sat in work on a Monday morning I lifted my cheek to fart and followed through with so much arse gravy I thought I was melting. Squelching to the bog I de-kecked and realised most had been caught in the bill's and these were suitably flushed away. However I still needed to get home (from Little Hulton to Astley Bridge by bus) and my supervisor, realising something was wrong, refused to let me go until I explained why I needed to leave work at 09.30 am. I told him. The second was when I arrived at work (different job) only to realise I had left the keys at home and my colleagues wouldn't arrive for another 1/2 hour. Feeling the need to drop my back I slipped round the back of the building. Propping myself against a retaining wall and the wall of the building I produced a giant walnut whip minus the walnut (proud). I noticed as I finished there was a cctv camera trained on the back of the building. Two weeks later I was 'made redundant'.

Cowards. Southern Shandy drinking poofs.

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

I read on the text that Jlloyd Samuel missed the cut, too.

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Paul Mare-son

Crap game, too.

I'd ask for some Peri-Peri chicken, hand-delivered from the Nandos on the Middlebrook. As it doesn't exist, it would never arrive, and I would not face imminent death. Problem solved.

You could always try the Nandos on the Middlebrook.

The Met office aren't taking into account the ability of Allardyce to disperse the fog with his Hot Air ramblings.

Call it Bastard. At some stage of it's development it will live up to it's name. Oh, er.......FACT!

Down 13.1% Still up ?130k overall though

So it's dog mess on the footpath at the bottom of my cul-de-sac? Or maybe it's kids outside the off licence? I'm confused and my colostomy bag is full. NURSE!