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Which sums up what's wrong. That, and the fact the girl didn't know.

I was wondering whether I should suggest chemical castration but thought it may be a little extreme. After all these 'people' may grow up to be decent, law abiding, active and fulfilled members of society.

No. It's some 15 year old scrote instead. What disappoints is that the none of them, including the baby's mother, have a clue. They should all have their pocket money stopped.

Best 'snack' I ever had. Sampled after the 'Battle of Ribeira' (sp)

And it's a Hoppy Burpday from me. A good time of year to be born (mine tomorrow)

So if we win and they lose we'll be 10 points clear with 3 games to go, so safe? Do I get an HND?

Yes, definitely.

Someone knocked on my door the other night and said they were collecting for the local old folks home..............so I gave 'em me Mam!

...but no fellatio, Horatio?

Any chance of a link?

You could try giving us a description of how best to fit it into your next sex sesh, Filthy!

It looks like a sprig of Rosemary. Couple of hours at Gas Mark 4 that'll be a tasty treat.

There are a few such services. Glenigans is one of the better ones although you have to filter out a lot of sh*t to get any useful information out. What field of construction are you interested in?

Hell yes!

You shouldn't have picked it out of the piss stones, then!

Worth a punt? Balls, Mannyroad you bugger.

I didn't bother with this season's 'effort'. Saved meself and little Floyd enough money to buy one next season.

This is in danger of turning into a song thread. EYES RIGHT!

23) They won't tell anyone where the Nandos restaurant is on the Middlebrook.

For those of us with DAB - Planet Rock! Rick Wakeman on Saturday mornings is p*ss funny. Great music from yesteryear.

Veering slightly off topic, what about ex's mums? Fair game? I realise this could go horribly wrong......... but hey, wtf!

When he doesn't score in a game, Real Madrid get 'irritable Raul syndrome'

The land bridge at the time of the last Ice Age between the rest of the UK and Ireland broke down before Reptiles could establish themselves over there. There have never been snakes in Ireland. More likely the 'banishment of snakes' is a metaphor for driving out the prevalent druidic religion which had it's last bastion in Ireland. HTH

You're quite right. The problem stems from them being INSIDE their house too much putting too much (free) food INSIDE their fat pig faces!

I'm reminded of a particular scene in Seven. If their benefits were stopped they'd have to go looking for jobs and the exercise would cause them to lose weight. Especially if I was behind them with a Bullwhip and a squirty bottle of Sarsons. The lazy bast*rds!