Everything posted by YTARMY
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Plane Down- Again
Just seen that report with the passports How the fuck do you get hold of passports without "rifling " through the dead , Some dodgy goings on there , just the locals going through stuff .
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Flying Ants
Been fishing on Walkden Pond the little fuckers are falling out of the sky and landing on the water the carp are loving "em They fly about all day looking for a shag then they die ' in every sense of the word they are " fucked" Not racist or ought but the name for them is lazius nigger or something like that . "As you were "
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Itk Transfer Thread
Chungy gone to qpr £ 750.000
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Pre Season.
Is it too early to say beckfords a disgrace yet watching it on xbmc and the whole team look like strangers to each other , again . same old same old !
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Funny Names
I bet that lot on photo 9 dont lose many games , they dont have faces .. scare the fuck out of the opposition tactics
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Drinking..then Driving
Kin ell that is a shocker .should show that to the scrotes that do it , more effective than a £30 fine , very powerfull that ad
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Drinking..then Driving
Traf the two kids that were both "" KILLED "" were not racing. just pulled onto the east lancs it was the two Audis that were racing The lad was from horwich , Rip fella and your young lady too.
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England V Uruguay
See here is where im at , One style of football , we play just like any premier league team ( insert any you like ) cos its all we can do, it aint good enough other teams adapt the way they play to the opposition, mix it up, a bit be ultra defensive, grind the win / draw out like other lesser teams do we are almost beat before we even kick off, teams know what we are going to do and play us off the ground. SUAREZ was loving it bread and butter to him this game , he does the same thing to every team he plays against every week. so why do we let him play his normal game . If Joe Hart is the best weve got then god help us, should have got to the second goal he could see it happening. If our bunch of millionaires cant beat a bunch of coffee growing fucktards next game then it really says alot about supposedly the best football players , league in the world. Any way im pissed and thats my pennys worth SORT IT THE FUCK OUT ENGLAND or its fuck off england
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England V Uruguay
He looks like he's fucking Eaten Jazza !!
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Bolton Town Centre... Wtf ?
Well I have to say in my 48 years on this little blue planet iv e definitely seen it all, Had to go to to Bolton today, any way on that little car park bit behind griffin / next to sex shop. A delightful family scene enfolds before my eyes, Mum, Dad, and a six / Seven year old boy, were happily feeding the pigeons breadcrumbs, normal enough I hear you say...... Until the mum and dad swoop down on the vermin and put em in plastic bags , I can only presume they couldnt afford a pet for the poor little mite. ?........They couldn't want to ...Eat them surely not. Any way they were definitely our Eastern European Compadres as his dad sounded like , I can only describe as PINGUS DAD Filthy gypo cunts ...!
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Think I've Found Diddles
Relax every body I think ive found Diddles he fucked off to that there America This Richard Elliot that has been posting videos on youtube have a watch of his Last video RETRIBUTION what the fuck , sad little mummies rich boy crying cos he cant get a fuck so he goes on the rampage shooting people Favvurs a chuffty to me no wonder he got nowt
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Chickens
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Chickens
P E T A ..."Absolute Bells to a man" the poor poor innocent chickens.. for fucks sake , what about the poor bloke whos lorry is fucked and those that were held up in it.... And the poor unfortunate chickens deserve a memorial Cunts the lot of em hypocritical cunts as well
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Chickens
Manchester Evening News...... P E T A... Sad dangerous people indeed. The crash sparked an angry response from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), who now want to place a memorial for the dead birds at the site. A spokesman for PETA told the M.E.N: “We will be asking to place a memorial sign for the chickens who died in the lorry crash this morning. "We hope our memorial will remind people that chickens are not just body parts to pick out of buckets but individuals with feelings who, like us, don’t want to die in an upturned lorry or at an abattoir. "Readers can save these animals from a life a pain and suffering by leaving them off their plates.
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E , R , P , ..... DOUBLE....... O.. HELL ! LIVER........ POOL ......... FC ..... !
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Song For Today
Were having a pint were having a pint were BOLTON WANDERERS and your fucking shite ! "Ill get me coat"
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Song For Today
I know its late and yes ive been drinking but im listening to the beatles and this got in my head Nar nar nar... nana nar nar.... nana nar nar..... sign JUKE ! ........ (Hey Jude) Those cans of black cider are fucking ace !! "As you were! "
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If Carlsberg Did
WOMEN .! BLONDIE ON VINTAGE TELLY NOW. ONE SEXY LITTLE EFFER , HER MOUTH , LIPS ARE JUICY AS FUCK YOUD HAVE TO BE A BENDER TO NOT LOVE A GO ON THAT
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Ever Had A Sheepskin Jacket ?
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What a night that was! .wasnt just Denbo that was NAKED if I can remember right And by fuck that bird with her tits out was rough.to give her dues she was game as fuck stood on the tables with the rest of us We had some lads then , i tell thee, Did them van keys ever turn up I cant remember ? Bit lairy in that pub though it were good fun outside. Whos 50th is it on sat ?- Just How Lazy Are You?
No way ! when I lived at my mum and dads I had a bamboo fishing net in my bedroom with a pencil top rubber on the end , to turn my telly over. Thought i was the only one . In my often pissed state / head , I had a Dell Boy moment , long bamboo from garden centre cut to suit this time next year ill be a millionaire- Proof Of Df' S Credibility
It is not a question you are asking .. . But a statement, ?- Burt Bacharach
YOU, " SIR " . ARE , let me get it :"gramatogrophicaly" right, A " BELL END " , !- Burt Bacharach
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