derek smalls

yes, i know, i was trying to catch someone unawares by dumping my worthless tickets on them. thanks for that alanis morisette tickets are hardly wizzing out the door

Well if this section is a ticket reselling area then I`ve got 2 tickets to watch Keane at Mcr Arena on Thursday night and I can`t go. 2 tickets cost me £85, you can have them for £45 if Keane float your boat. They are in the 3rd row on the Arena floor

i was at that game with my dad, in the Lever End, score was something daft like 5-5 or 6-6, I`m sure a young Jim Mc'Donagh with a frizzy perm went up front a scored for us. Tomo was autographing match programs outside in a fookin tobacco tin sized caravan which was parked up outside the office at Burnden. I`ve still got my copy somewhere. Can you imagine todays arrogant overpaid wankers standing in a Caravan signing autographs? No chance!

it could just be of course that a new Manager has simply brought a fat slice of good luck with him, something Owen Coyle would say he had precious little of over the last 18 months. A month without a defeat is exactly what breeds confidence so it could be the start of something but it isn`t immediately apparent just yet what that something is. Decisions only look shit when you lose, therefore the musings about recent team selections would be much stronger had we not somehow managed to avoid defeat. But as the saying goes, there's no asterisk in the record book, only results and should we win then its no defeats in 6. However if we don`t win then its no wins in 5. I really do feel our next win or loss could be a pivotal moment for us this season. Fingers crossed eh!?

is it not clutching at straws to say its an `unbeaten run` when you scrape a really jammy draw in a game where our own travelling fans say we could have lost 8-0? its on a knife edge. no losses in 6 or no wins in 5 after wednesday. take your pick. all you people who say you don`t give a fuck about this season as long as we stay up. the reality is that if we finish 17th we will be watching 6 months of dog turd performances. I think you may say differently by February if its no different.

Would we credit Sky with revitalising English football? I think probably yes

classic! http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml

Agreed with this, jealousy is an ugly thing. its hard to imagine a more placid bloke than David Beckham. Never heard him say anything even mildly controversial

or chop his feet off, that`d make him shit too. or blinding him in one eye, or tieing his arms behind his back, or putting a pointy hat on his head. he`d be shit if it wasnt for the fact he`s got a round head, two arms, two feet and scores regularly. who the fuck does he think he is, hes no better than me. as you were

blimey, can`t see him being on the Cabaret circuit if he was?

not sure about that but her sing off song was a shat choice for her, she really struggled with it I thought I was at Haven Caravan Park in Filey the other week with that Cruise Ship Kevin off BGT doing a cabaret spot. I think Phoney Maloney and Ryland will be joining him soon. Funniest thing when Maloney was in the last 3, he started doing his pretend shaking again just to ham it up for next weeks old dears vote. wanker

to be fair I`d scuttle all 3 of these. nice symettrical face to go with big tits, trific

they reckon that the fittest birds have matching left & right sides of their face if you do a mirror image. always thought tulisa was a funny looking scrote but which is better? Wonky face Tulisa, left tulisa or right tulisa?

where i work in Trafford there are two big office blocks, probably room for about 150 staff in each if they were used as Offices. A building company has spent the last 4 months converting them both to online data storage centres. There`s been 20 to 30 Cars/Vans outside every day, wagon loads of gear turning up all the time, must have cost a £million to set it up. there`s gold in that data storage business

i dont agree at all

hmm well it would be quite a boring forum if someone posted something and everyone said `yes i absolutely agree`. not sure about `bore off` though. a pretty turd reply to a valid thread. not my stats, the independant stats of msn

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/premier-leagues-best-goalkeepers#image=21 Nice to see that Finnish liability currently residing as the Premier Leagues highest ranked goalkeeper in the MSN stats. Good job. Still at least Bogroll earns less and might be good in 5 years, That`s the main thing Sorry if this was already posted, it seems I`m still banned from using the search function for some odd reason

hmm, money back minus booking fees no doubt. well that was an expensive 10 minutes! £35 Pizza Express for tea £6 for parking £12 for drinks in the MEN 25 miles worth of petrol and sat back at home by 10 o`clock. He looked more than a tad embarressed to be fair to the lad. I know its done now Anewman but FYI the last train home is a nightmare and is generally rammed with drunken arsewipes. Also, in some cases you can be struggling to get out of the venue, I`ve missed it a good few times before now. Its a good solution if you are boozing but if not I always drive and park on the Car Park next to Travel lodge (where the Boddys chimney was) It can take a while to get there but as long as you park near the car park exit you can be out,away and back in bolton in 25 minutes

Ooooh dear! Nasty bout of `shes no better than me` breaking out

here here. been watching some tony robinson programs on more4 over the weekend about the WW1 tunnellers and the impact they had in ypres and passchendaele. its beyond belief the conditions they lived, worked and fought in. makes you thank your lucky stars we live in (relative) peaceful times

yes theres fuck all wrong with the squad. it just needs someone to pull it together and the odd tweak here and there. it seems coyle wasn`t the man, i`m not sure freedman is the man but time will tell you dont need to be a rocket scientist to know if we stop giving 2 goals a game away we will do much much better

its a rare day when this happens but i agree with this entirely. coyles left us in a mess, megson left us in a mess, lee left us in a mess, allardyce left us in a mess, etc, etc. bollocks! theres fuck all wrong with the squad that an odd signing or two here and there wouldnt sort out

is it not right to say that the `choc ice` comment was his only direct input into any of this? he`s taken the hump about what happened to someone else. moral high ground indeed. pompous twat

For cocktails try Barcelona. they do a deal where you can have 2 cocktails depending on the time I think it starts at £7 for 2 then goes to £8 for 2 at 8pm , £9 for 2 at 9pm or something like that. Top drawer for quality and cheapness http://www.barcelonanq.co.uk/

you can`t polish a turd and that defence is a turd. as stated by others the key to success lies in sorting that out we are only 5 points off the play offs so any kind of run will see us up there ready for a strong finish onwards and upwards