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Well knock me down with a feather.

I have said it before. Following Bolton is like marriage vows" in sickness and in health," you wouldn't dump your wife just because she was poorly

Must be fucking minted, chain smookin?

Pure poetry

Who said romance was dead?

I met my third wife through my second, Her favourite lyrics follow those. Now she's gone and i'm out with her friend. With lips full of passion and coffee in bed.

Well considering I don't do twitter I had no idea what was going on " Playing away? Mower on wicket ?" thout it was a picture off some bird ALA Little Whitt. Got no problem with my sexuality, But this is Wanderers Ways and pictures of Mens Cocks are not unknown. So bring on Carlos,Traff and SJM in their Lemon Party Pic

Selfish Bastards, What are the point of rules when they are flouted constantly?

I don't think I could afford it if we were successful..

If those two could gain a "nowty streak" they would bully any midfield off the park.

I thought Gullit was ace, I can't remember who he was slagging off but he just stopped short of saying " He is Fucking Shit"

Today is the start of our charge up the League.

Gutted if you have never seen The story of Garp Find it and piss yourself. Also the Arnold Wanker episode of Mork and Mindy..

I can just hear my Dad, " Bloody office you want to try the foundry"

Nice to see a few if the "Rupert Rascals" at the end.

More like the TA now

Booking myself in for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday Long weekend in The Dam beckons

Paying? sounded like a love job too me.

My wife prefers it when Carlisle is on as i don't shout "Shut the fuck up you big nosed cunt" which always happens when Townsends on.

Not many O Levels between them.

When i was a kid Farmers used to hang dead ones on their barbed wire fences.

Who was buying the cheapest "Rola Cola" beans for his chillie? Just been to the corner shop for me fags,to be greeted with a certain poster buying the cheapest beans for his chillie,

I can't take offence because there is nothing to be offended by. I am an owd dirty bastard. Still not got a clue what's going on in the last bit of text though

I get that bit, To quote Kris Kristofferon "It was all such simpler then"