wayne cramp

did you find out about the crisps ?

will you do me a favour pal , just ask him do they sell crisps ? if they do , then i might change my mind and go .

iamoutthen

funny you should say that but i,m actually working in walkden today !! its a strange sun they have down here - all girls under the age of 25 are orange. quite strange .

i know i had a few last night (and sent a few text that i wish i hadnt - again) but i put the tele on this mornin at 9, on itv to be greeted by rick astley singing never gonna give you up, i then turned over to bbc1 to see joe mangel being interviewed ! thowt i,d arrived back in 1990 . mind you i dont suppose that would be a bad thing . anyone fancy pleasuredrome toneet ?

NEDum onhua - or somet like that .

ah holly webber - totally stunning , cheers for bringing her back to my attention .

expectation sits on ian bells shoulders like an overweight elephant !! the bbc text service is quality in these test matches . imo .

oh dear strauss gone for 7 , not a great start to captaincy .

i,m sure the windies have got a 'white boy' playing for em . ( as i was typing 'white boy' i said it in a jamaican accent - makes it more authentic.) cant remember seeing that before .

do you mean mucky or over 40 ?

toffees 1 trotters 3 i will watch it on ceefax - it is somehow more exciting then watching paul merson and phil thompson .

62 points finishing 7th and qualifying for europe after arsenal are docked 20 points for signing a player from russia whenever they felt like it .

best price 2/1 though . not much value in that for me .

WILL BE WATCHING FOR INJURIES TONIGHT TO CAHILL AND ARTETA . WHICH WOULD BE NICE . .

FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE !!! HAVE YOU MADE THAT BIT UP ?

STARTING TODAY, THINK I,LL HAVE A LITTLE WAGER ON PANESAR AND SIDEBOTTOM TO BE TOP WICKET TAKERS OF THE SERIES. KEEPS ME INTERESTED FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS . OH AND ENGLAND HAVE WON 14 OUT OF LAST 16 TESTS AGAINST WINDIES HOME AND AWAY . A 3-0 SCORELINE MIGHT BE A TEMPTER .

DID IT 4 WEEKS AGO .

something i once read that sticks with me (could of been Capello) was 'you know how well the team are getting on and how much they are playing for each other showing their desire to win when the team scores a goal and you see how many team mates run over to celebrate with the scorer etc . i think if you look at skd,s winner on saturday i,m sure most of the team are straight over there with him. you can all picture the scene in certain games when a team scores and the scorer gets a pat on the back from a couple of his team mates . anyway you know what i,m gettin at ( little.f.whitt & devon ignore this bit)

FOR SUCH A YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER , I DONT KNOW WHO THIS MARK DAVIES THINKS HE IS, RUNNING WITH THE BALL , PASSING THE BALL FORWARD ALONG THE FLOOR, MAKING RUNS INTO THE BOX , GOING PAST PLAYERS WITH THE BALL , WE,LL SOON SORT HIM OUT, GIVE IT A MONTH.

I NEARLY TURNED RADIO OFF BUT STUCK IT THROUGH TILL THE END .

I REMEMBER NICKY BROOKMANS DEBUT , GREAT GAME - THINK HE,S AT BARCA NOW !

ryan taylor from wiggin . unfortunately he seems destined to be joining mr nolan on the tyne .

AYE , READ A COUPLE OF THEIR FORUMS AND THEY SEEM 50/50 ON HIM .

WE,RE PATHETIC WE,RE PATHETIC WE,RE PATHETIC WE DONT CARE WE,RE PATHETIC WE,RE PATHETIC WE,RE PATHETIC BUT YOU GOT GINGER HAIR (YOU HAVE TO KIND OF SQUEEZE THE LAST BIT IN) AND JUST FOR THE MONGALONGS - ITS TO THE TUNE OF WE ARE MILLWALL - (ASK YER ELDERS)