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yes they are fumin

and the beer helps obviously

Pub by 12, numb by 2 , 4-1 by 5 find out result Sunday

I'm in the " I just want somebody else to take over so I can whinge about it and need some new faces to boo" camp Christ there is some optimistic bastards out there

:|"We are going out of business, Going out of business, We are going out of business, Now the money is gone, gone ,gone Gate has 13,000 on"

Just watched Eamon Holmes squirm like a cuntpipe on Sky news. He soon moved on the stories when it came to the sport. "Holmes under the hammer" copyright of noballs can't come soon enough

Star Wars thong with "that's no moon"

Why contemplate which act of violence when they are all good?

The thing is you could write a Trump speech in about 5 mins after the news "They say I have ridiculous hair. I'll tell you who has ridiculous hair Kim Jong Un. Everyone there has a gun and there were no Islamic terrorist attacks there!"

Is it Mick the Miners autobiography "Can you dig it? Booze ,birds , Lobby and Bolton"

Jules betting on them red twats is worserer than taking Meth not even once

not fond of Berwick

and Preston and Blackpool and Colne Dynamos FC

Jules you forgot Bristol City Remember the salad bar

Any one before them manc red cunts

Or whatever they call that shite

So if a person is not allowed to have interests in two different clubs when are Salford City getting kicked out of the FA Cup?

Fatima Whitbread? Who sadly died a couple of years ago as leader of Libya

The pictures from Sharma El Sheikh and the lines upon lines of British holiday makers to whinge to a TV camera is incredible

Didn't Megson and his agent mate drop all the relegation clauses out of player contracts?

Surely the weirdest war cry of recent times : "Remember the salad bar"

Parachuting is safer than driving as you have 2 miles guaranteed before you have an accident

Then you glassed him?

So the decision is BWFC or Jedi academy? No pressure you have a whole 2 weeks to decide

Gubbins when he's not doing his education gig