Biggish Dave

James 'i'm fat so I must be funny taking the piss out myself' Corden

Thrown out - can't stand the cocky piece of turd though so will be guilty as far as i'm concerned

I've always fancied having a 'summer house' at the bottom of the garden - a bit of a games area really, dart board, pool table, plasma screen tv with sky, well stocked bar etc - somewhere to chill out with a few of the boys for super sunday football

Back up - winning the league in Cardiff

Notts county, first day of 1980/81 season I think. Think we lost 2-1 too

I couldn't give a toss who wins, football has finished until our pre-season game at Accy as far as i'm concerned. Germany and Spain are the 2 best sides in the Euros though so 3-0 to Germany

We have to get kids learning the game on smaller pitches, with smaller footballs until they are of an age to move on to bigger. We also need to stop the mentality of 'we'll stick that big lad at the back or up front'. Some of the best kids are tiny but don't get a chance because they seem too small. We also need to place the emphasis on technique and not running round like an idiot for fun. Oh and yes, we need better facilities - some of the bogs kids have to play on are woeful

Trains from Manc Pic don't go to Blackburn, you would need to walk across town to Vic for that - or go from Pic to Preston then over to Accy

I peeled the sticker off my seat in the Burnden Stand with seat number and the reserved sticker

Greece all the way - do it for Stelios

2-1 aet - goals from Stevie Gerrard and Walcott late on, beers flowing all night afterwards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynvcCOyGVM

This. TBH, I would watch Bolton whichever league we are in no matter how shit the opposition are. Some of my best days down the years watching us were playing tinpot clubs

GLT is no longer an alternative but a necessity according to Blatter - what a tosser

Just looked on skyscanner - Gatwick to Kiev, Sat-Mon coming in at just shy of ?250. You are looking at around ?540 from Manc for same days

I got the Gazza 'bird shit' haircut after Euro 96

I reckon we'll win 3-1 tonight, nice and comfortable. We need to win the group because i'm flying to Vegas next wednesday and don't want to miss out on watching the semi final - I expect us to make the semi's before losing to the Germans again

Had some great England away days, some of the best:- Rome 1997, beating Germany 5-1 and the jocks 2-0 at hampden. I also enjoyed Belfast when we got beat 1-0 too. Worst was Moscow, missed my flight home, cost me ?600 to get back. Dump of a place too

You might be getting 1 or 2 flying visits if you're in Hamburg a while, its a great city

I was at the game in the early 80's, don't remember too much about it other than thinking John McGovern only has young kids at his disposal - all the old players had gone. I think it was McGovern's first game too as player/manager

Go and have a NYE in Leeds, wake up still ratarsed in the hotel then toddle off to the match - job done

Bloody brilliant opening day - decent away following against a tinpot club

I remember the majority of these games being talked about but didn't go to any of them. I think the away games i've been to with fewest away fans were probably Gillingham in the 4th division, late 1-0 win I think and Southend also midweek when we won 2-0, scored a 1st minute goal to set us on our way

I'd rather play the fat kit man at the back than big bad Zat - at least it would be a long way round him for opposition strikers

I genuinely was there, seem to remember wishing i'd gone to a bonfire. Talking of bonfire night - it was also 5th November we got stuffed at Stockport too, the day Robert Maxwell jumped overboard!. Bonfire night games should be banned for us