SatanGreavsie

agreed - 220 mile round trip for that sack of shite yesterday. And to think I was going to give it a miss, but it was sunny in the east Midlands so I thought that might be a good omen #-o #-o fcuk the lot of 'em - overpaid kunts.

Not since they made me Pope

and then there's Swanny - he interferes with dogs

He missed the chance - he could have really embarrassed them: <in strange robo-voice> "Jonathon, am I allowed to say fcuk?" "of course you are Ross would simper back"; "what about kunt"?...and they'd not have the bottle to stop him.

Everyone's celebrating!

I remember when I was working on the set of "Fantasy Island" and at the end of shoot party Ricardo Montalban kept plying us all with Krug Clos du Mesnil '79 and Special Brew chasers - had some style he did - and some of the birds from Love Boat were there and I was well in till that little kunt Tattoo turns up, pissed as a fart and pukes up all over the shop. Right good shoeing we gave him - "da pain, da pain!" he kept wailing. Anyhow, I woke up next day covered in piss....

Mick the Miller

I thought he was the Blue Peter spastic

at least he'll be squirting it out of the right place from now on

I was planning on carrying on, you give up too easily. I've had a captive audience (oops, sorry!) for my rants for 6 months, I'm not letting go of that without a fight. well just change the surname on th'envelope. Anyhow, well done and welcome back!!

good news - and bad

First year I worked at NASA we had a Christmas party at the feckin space shuttle's mission control; anyway I got completely gary nevilleed - last think I remember is twatting Buzz Aldrin and then waking up in orbit. Must have fuckin gone onto autopilot, as you do, took off in the shuttle (thank fcuk I didnt get breathylised) - and i wakes up, I've puked in me helmet and when I take it off its all drifting round the cabin and I'm gaggin for a piss but I can find the bog so I only go and open the fuckin window #-o Felt rough as fcuk the next day - even getting to the shitter was "one small step" too far. Mind you, there was the New Years do when i woke up on the submarine from "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and I'd only gone and shat meself! SatanGreavsie "In a world of my own"

Is Parliament in recess yet?

Won't be going college mate! Going Uni! fuking students

Hmmmm are you sure? I'm sure the maximum is like 180! thats darts you thick kunt!

Time: 1.5 - 2 hours depending Lift: fcuk off

yikes - some good shouts there - Tranmere, Watford and Ipswich playoffs

Egg-fukin-zacally. ahem..er add "late 70s" to that as well 8-[

Is that when Tony Cunningham scored a hatrick of was that at Burnden? My memory isn't what it used to be fcuk knows - all I can remember of it was the bloody snow, someone lighting a fire in the stand behind where we were sitting, a conga amongst the Bolton fans on the open away terrace, and the lights getting turned out about 3 mins after full time, which was a bugger cos I was having a piss at the time! Shit days in many ways....but in other ways great wouldnt have missed 'em for the world 8-[

looking on the stats site we did beat Halifax in 87 in the Cup on a 2nd replay and then lost to Coventry who went on to win it

Best player - Djorkaeff Not because he's actually the most skillful - that would be JJ or even because he was the most influential directly over a long period of time (Supa) but because his influence in that short spell in his first season probably had more long-lasting ramifications than anyone else - he is the reason why we stayed up and have gone on to have a number of season in the Prem (with more to follow hopefully). If we'd have gone down that year fcuk knows where we'd be now! Best goalie - Branagan You just knew he'd save it Best Defender - Stubbs Best Midfielder - Okocha For the goal against Villa and the one-two with Youri alone Best Forward - Supa You just knew he'd score Best Manager - Rioch What might have happened if he'd stayed?

rotherham united

aye, could well have been. If I'd had any sense it would have been my last game

3-0 up at Watford, end up loosing 4-3. Shpping 5 at Southend. Loosing at Orient on a cold midweek night in front of 2,400 in 1984 in the old Div.3. Earlier that season loosing 4-0 at a snowy Plough Lane in front of a sub 3k crowd.