wakey

I reckon Jimmy Phillips might.

did in preseason to be fair

poor that. should say "smash the gangs"

love vox pops me. "Hello madam. You look thick as fuck. Would you like to give us your insights on the UK economy?"

I've lived in a few HMOs in the past. Reckon I can trump you though. In a couple of weeks I'll be one of them foreigners who doesn't work and barely speaks the language. Have some of that you bloody amateur 😁

thought he said dog shit ...

I reckon cat shit's decent. Not tried it myself, but dogs love it.

Turn it into an HMO, get 30 or so asylum seekers crammed into the three bedrooms, flog it for a killing. Simple. Norman Tebbit's grandad pulled himself up by his bootstraps while cycling Land's End to John O'Groats for a paper round or summat.

That's generally a mistake anyway to be fair.

Four games in and I've enjoyed all of them (not so much the results). Night and day from last year. Going to be an exciting season imo.

Decent half that. Plenty shots, just not enough on target, and lots going into the box without anyone managing to get on the end of. Really good team performance first half - can't understand "supporters" who feel the need to give our players stick after a half like that.

Got three promotions since he left us. Decent lower league player. Might be a cunt, but so was the bloke who fell out with him.

I like him. The main reason I like him is he's not that pillock Harlan who used to get on the comms sometimes. Fuck me, he was proper shite.

he says he's really sorry, he forgot all about it. He'll bring your mower back next week.

I'm still traumatised by Stan Anderson.

I read that as keeper/right back and keeper/right back. could be right half and left half, but that's before my time.

number 6 were the ones with 2 diagonal stripes on a white packet, number 10 were instant cancer, and number 45 is fucking useless. Beyond that, I'm a bit lost.

At least we're not getting dicked by Leeds in the next round, that's my worst fucking nightmare. And if it's any consolation, Jim McDonagh was gash on his debut.

Bit concerned to realise there's no definitive proof I'm not in Hamas. Or that Bolty's not, come to think of it.

they put carrots in, the fucking weirdos.

I told you to move to Brisbane

he was world class the season he was out injured

nasty forms of venereal disease. you definitely don't want a dose of enganche.

did she wear massive hats and pronounce the "H"? not proper up there.

not even proper Yorkshire. it's like a bit of Surrey that got lost on it's way somewhere.