Dr. Feelgood

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Agreed. When you get in front and wrll on top by one style of play why on God's Earth do they then change everything ? Plus, & we saw it with Erhahon yesterday who, despite no pre-season, put in a full energetic 90+minutes. The apparent acceptance that players won't last is daft.

Now here's controversial. I think Carr's pasties are shite, with their ultra thin, ultra short party & small size. It's a shame Greenhalgh's never got the gig. There. I've said it.

A few assumptions there G. Equally, thete are a few assumptions regarding Max Dean too.

Only on Friday we were linked with Wrexham's excellent Arthur Okonkwo. As we appear to have become their go-to waste bin that may become a reality.

Don'tthey count TSL as that being paid-up ? After Eidur, Cahill, Anelka, Ben Haim & Alonso that surely evened things out.

I always responded better to a manager who selected me. The wankers who left me out, or worse ... picked me as sub & especially if the fckr then didn't bring me on (in days of only one sub) could be as ebullient as they liked ... they could go fck themselves.

Well, to the Panic Fannies who are convinced we'll struggle to get 5 points this season ... there's 3 of them.

Very pleased. An excellent first 75 minutes. More players to come. (Even) More coherence when new players settle. Well done Whites.

🎶Top of the league.🎶 Stop the count now.

Maybe has a niggle. Otherwise that's an odd ommission.

I swear it was money-laundering.

Being a bit lazy maybe but can someone remind me how many loans we now have & how many can be in a matchday squad ... or be on the pitch at the same time ?

It is.

He is very, very highly rated.

Well, get ACD in ont' tother side, & some striker ffs. Oh & an experienced midfield bastard.

Cue someone who knows all about him & his various strengths & weaknesses. Still, quite an option.

He can't be worse than the last Southampton player we signed who would have been a World beater if we'd shown him a bit more love.

You'd expect not. He's Swiss so there'll be all that "international clearance' shite. Or is that only us ?

Missing the C in the middle. You heard it here first.

... who promptly turned up anyway & took his seat.

That's like offering £100k for a house the owner wants £350k for. "Meet somewhere" will satisfy neither party ... but meanwhile we're homeless & someone has an empty house.

I've predicted an implosion for decades yet it doesn't come. Somebody, really big, is just going to blow at some point. tbf to Wet Spam they have sold a good few since relegation so have the cash. ... & I read somewhere they have sold an outrageous number ofcseason tickets & I guess will feature on tv more than most.

He was in goal though. That's not irrelevant.

Bloody outrageous.