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Didn't even last a month at Ipshit.

I bet he's gutted

So, he's fin-ished, is he?

shame he's retired, he'd have been a good catch for someone

pollocks to him

Has he retired instead of being rfeleased by Ipshite per chance?

Surely he could mussel his way into a plaice in someone's squad? He could be a good coach and we need one, maybe we should get Salmon the case.

we do have a spare coaching role since Neil McDonald left I think........................or did we manage to fillet?

He'll have to scale down his lifestyle after this setback.

I have an idea, I've just had some fish cakes - maybe they could chop him up and sell him to Captain Birdseye

If his knee is not up to standard we can still have fish fingers.

come on lads these puns stink!

I have an idea, I've just had some fish cakes - maybe they could chop him up and sell him to Captain Birdseye

 

anybody fancy his cheesey cod-piece

Is this story true?

Sounds a bit fishy to me!!!

Without football he'll be like a Fish out of water!

 

Fenny

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week

Sounds like a red harring to me

Sounds like a red harring to me

 

a what?

i cant believe ive had to trawler my way through these puns listening to you lot carping on and on

 

i await a response with baited breathcrumbs

 

Bigtoe

im also here all week

serves the pikey looking fooker right

Do you not thinking he will now be angling to be a pro golfer

maybe over the pond partnering Geoff Maggott

Bet it has knocked him off his perch

I heard his wife has a reet stinking minge. Smells reet fishy

just checked on another site and its true - he's had his chips.

Sam Allardyce called the former Bolton defender this morning. Mrs Fish answered the phone this morning and shouted to Mr Fish "We've got Sam on the phone Mark".

With his retirement wodge of cash he could buy that motorpike he wanted, that one with the sidecarp

Have just heard Fish's retirement was on health grounds. The Ipswich physio sent him for a knee op but the sturgeon says he'll never play again!