Tizwas, Swapshop

 

Left Side Right Side

 

Reminds me that it was also

 

Rangers, Celtic. . .

 

Been done on here before some time ago but bolox to that!. . .

 

 

Oh we hate Man United 'cause they play in red

And we love Kevil Oulsen 'cause the bastard's dead

And we'll fight fight fight . . . .with all our might

for the boys in the blue and white jer . . . seys.

Harry Roberts is our friend, is our friend, is our friend. Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers.

 

Who's that copper with the helmet on. Dixon. Dixon. etc etc

 

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey Bolton Wanderers.

 

 

And one Biff used to sing - Oh i love to go to Burnden Park to see Nat Lofthouse play. And every time he scores a goal I shout hip hip hooray.

 

What do you mean used to sing. I sung that in a bar in Istanbul.

 

The first chant I can remember was

We yell We yell

And when we yell

We yell like hell

1 4 2 4

Who the hell are we for

B O L T O N BOLTON>

Hes here hes there hes every fecking where Mcateer, Mcateer

 

Thats one I rememeber from round about when I started

 

Aye, then, when there was the "Out with the Lout" campaign and it got changed to

"He's here, he's there

We're not allowed to swear,

MacAteer, etc. etc.

We keep chickens in our back yard...

we feed 'em on any old corn...

and ones a bugger for giving the other...

a piggy back over the wall.................................

WE'RE THE BARMY BOLTON ARMY nanananananananana

 

My all time favourite

I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals my Johnny, oh oh oh Johnny

 

All we are saying is give us a goal (to Give Peace A Chance)

 

At Preston to Mellow Yellow - They call him yellow Kelly (quite rightly)

in the mid 80's who was the half caste bloke (or whatever you are meant to call them nowadays) with a freddie mercury tash, who always seemed to wear a white vest and hang off the front fence on the paddock.

 

I'm sure he had a spurs union flag tattoo on his arm. anyway, he was a f??ckin nutcase, used to see him at all of the 'big' games creating. must be well in his 40's now.

Sha la la la Franny Lee, Sha la la la Franny Lee

 

or at Citeh

Sha la la la Sumberbee, who the ragging hell is he

i was boorrrrn under the lever end.........

 

run run whoever you may be..

 

big old house in blackpool with the ivy round the door...

 

 

never felt more like singin the blues.......

What about this one -early seventies!

 

Bertie Mee said to Don Revie,

have you heard of the north bank high-bury?

Don said no i don't think so,

but i,ve heard of the Lever - enders.

la la la la

Every time an opposition player went down injured,chorus struck up....

 

 

"We hope yer balls drop off,

we hope yer balls drop off...

we hope yer balls....we hope yer balls drop off"

 

Alf (easily pleased)

 

Or to the same tune (Those were the days my friend)

 

Die,die, die, die, die-die, die, die

 

Or

 

 

Bring on the dust-bin

Bring on the dust-bin

Not quite a song, but another that didn't transfer to the Reebok was when an opposing player did summat w??nk, there was the Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaah Talented chant.

 

I used to like the Wana Wana Wana Wana Wana Wanderers to the tune of Karma Chameleon but I think that was sung more by p??ssed lads at away games if memory serves

You're going home in a red crossed ambulance

 

Eyes right, foreskins tight

Not quite a song, but another that didn't transfer to the Reebok was when an opposing player did summat w??nk, there was the Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaah Talented chant.

 

I used to like the Wana Wana Wana Wana Wana Wanderers to the tune of Karma Chameleon but I think that was sung more by p??ssed lads at away games if memory serves

 

 

Best song of all time

 

Wana Wana Wana Wana Wana Wanderers

 

still sing it out loud now in the east lower and everyone just thinks wot a cock :-s

You're going home in a red crossed ambulance

 

Eyes right, foreskins tight

 

bollocks to the front

we're the boys who make no noise

we're only after c##t

we're the heros of the night

and we'd ratherf**k than fight

we're the heros of the bolton fusaliers

I used to like the Wana Wana Wana Wana Wana Wanderers to the tune of Karma Chameleon but I think that was sung more by p??ssed lads at away games if memory serves

 

Theres a guy at the front of the North Stand that tried to get this one going at every home match.

"I was born under the Lever end..."

 

"We don't carry hammers we don't carry lead....."

 

I used to like the Wana Wana Wana Wana Wana Wanderers to the tune of Karma Chameleon but I think that was sung more by p??ssed lads at away games if memory serves

 

Theres a guy at the front of the North Stand that tried to get this one going at every home match.

 

Better tell him to move over to East Lower blocik L

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww Roger Palmer, oooowwwwwwwwwwww Roger Palmer

Not one of ours, learned it from a Scouser on way to Wembley 1995.

 

 

It was the ice on the wing that made the aeroplane go down

The aeroplane go down, the aeroplane go down

It was the ice on the wing that made the aeroplane go down

In a most delightful way

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

There is a terrance house in blackpool with ivy round it door, a women receives a letter it comes from Boomfield Road, with her mothers arms around her.........

 

 

 

......... Kevin Olsten's body lies moulding in the grave.

John Byrom mi lord...to the tune of cumbyah

Freddie Hill is god

we've got willie willie morgan on the wing

T - O .....T - O - M......T - O - M - O....... TOMO (for Peter Thompson)

Jimmy Mack for Seamus Mcdonagh

Tip Toe past the Lever End, with yer boots on, get yer head kicked in, don't tip toe past the Lever End tonite.

We are the pride of all europe the cock of the north.

we're the best behaved supporters in the land......when we win

we're a right set of bastards when we lose

and many many more....ahh memories

due to angina and the fact bolton have moved to reebock he no longer attends,but his heart is still with the wanderers

 

His heart should be at the Hospital if he's got angina.

Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony Philliskirk

 

Remember when Reeves & Philliskirk were called Bros on Granada, just because they were both blonde?

 

And Tranmere 1991 will forever stick in my mind. Some of Chorley Old Roads finest, and me as an 11yr old wondering what they f*ck was going on. When they ripped the sun roof thing off the coach and started singing 'where's your candy gone?' to the local black lads in London - I was a bit nervous 8-[

 

Great days - wish I was born 10yrs earlier.

 

PB

Dr Greenthumb

There is a terrance house in blackpool with ivy round it door, a women receives a letter it comes from Boomfield Road, with her mothers arms around her.........

 

 

 

......... Kevin Olsten's body lies moulding in the grave.

 

how do you remember that? thas only a nipper.

 

 

theres a terraced house in blackpool.

its got ivy round the door.

a girl recieved a letter.

it came from bloomfield road

with her mothers arms around her

she gave way to sobs and sighs

that dirty old boot from blackpool

was kevin olsens wife.........

 

 

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