Piemon Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 as Delia would say lets be having you Who has bought the new Harry Potter book yet? drove past Asda last night in Wigan and it was fooking rammed with kids and people buying the book. Am i missing much as i have never watched any of the films or read the books!!
bwfczoe Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 as Delia would say lets be having you Who has bought the new Harry Potter book yet? drove past Asda last night in Wigan and it was fooking rammed with kids and people buying the book. Am i missing much as i have never watched any of the films or read the books!! Are kids a different breed?
Guest tel_net Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 sad sad sad people More pathetic is the adults queuing up to buy it...get a life FFS!!!! In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Lord Voldemort cavalierly kills off Charity Burbage, Hogwart's Muggle Studies teacher. Harry's beloved owl Hedwig dies while Harry tries to make his escape from the Dursleys'. Mad-Eye Moody also falls during this same fight. Ministry of Magic Minister Scrimgeour is pronounced dead at Bill and Fleur's wedding. The Ministry has fallen. Wormtail dies while showing Harry mercy. Dobby, the ever loyal house-elf dies while trying to save Potter. Fred Weasley dies in this same battle. Lord Voldemort kills Severus Snape who, as it turns out, was always trying to protect Potter and was on the side of good. Snape was in love with Potter's mother, Lily. Lord Voldemort kills Harry, BUT Harry is resurrected from the dead and finishes off the Dark Lord in a memorable battle of wizards good and bad at Hogwarts. Tonks and Lupin have died in the battle. In the book's epilogue, we discover that 19 years later Harry and Ginny have three children, named James, Albus and Lily; that Ron and Hermione have married and have two kids. The last word in the book is not 'scar' as predicted. Rather, it's 'well.' That is, the last paragraph reads, "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well." (I didnt read it, just a bit of research to save everyone some money)
SatanGreavsie Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 That is, the last paragraph reads, "The scar has not pained Harry for nineteen years. All is well; he has long since retired from the wizardry busines and now runs a bookies in Parbold."
Bea Smith Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Harry Piggin potter works with Elvis in a chippy in Brighton.
barryk32 Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html For all those interested.
HAPPY SHOP PIG Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 The owls the first to get it (or so i`ve been told)
Andybwfc Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 Harry Potter dies and comes back alive my daughter informs me! I thought she was on about Brian Potter!
alibob Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 i finished it about an hour ago and tel net is right. for how miserable and that it is the whole way through, the epilogue is sickly sweet. harry and ginny are at kings cross waving their kids (lily, albus and james) off to hogwarts, as are hermoine and ron. if its gonna be that miserable, at least one of the main characters could have died!!!
Traf Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 The whole Harry Potter Series is a bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
Casino Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 unrealistic!!! i'll tell you whats unrearagginglistic mrs casino pissin 11 quid down the drain buying it from sweetens in town
Traf Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 unrealistic!!! i'll tell you whats unrearagginglistic mrs casino pissin 11 quid down the drain buying it from sweetens in town Especially as it was a fiver in Asda, Tesco and Morrisons
Casino Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 yes i'm aware of that never mind, she'll have that much less for shopping this week
Smiffs Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 When's the spotty little four eyed c?nt going to f?ck school off and get a job. Least he could do is get a job on Silcocks fair with his magic wand. Lazy tw?t must be 32 now. Has he shagged yon lass yet or is he power w?nking in his dorm?
Sweep Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Has he shagged yon lass yet or is he power w?nking in his dorm? I think he puts on his cloak of invisibility and then goes and sits in the girls changing rooms and knocks one out
Smiffs Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 I think he puts on his cloak of invisibility and then goes and sits in the girls changing rooms and knocks one out So he's a f?ckin 32 year old nonce as well then! And that fella who used to play in Cracker, if he was the caretaker at my daughters school I'd be ringing the social.
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