bristol_wanderer Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday? Tell them a joke on Friday. What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket. Why is a racist like a drunk? Because whatever they say ends in a slur. Why is a racist like a dog? Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls. What's red and white and peels itself? A white supremist trying to get a suntan. What's the definition of confused? A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint. What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey? Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass. What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test? A cheat. Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick? Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race. What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler? Opportunity. What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6. Why do racists hang around in gangs? So they can form a dope ring. Why didn't the racist cross the road? She was afraid of the other side. How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None - racists hate being enlightened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Bristol, them 'jokes' are as funny as a poke in the eye with a shitty stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Bristol, them 'jokes' are as funny as a poke in the eye with a shitty stick Thank god! Its not just me who thinks that then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 How many poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I'll never again see them 45 seconds I just wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 They might be a"right on" topic at the moment - but they are just piss poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revdishydave Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're an asthmatic: then its Ventolin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Bristol, them 'jokes' are as funny as a poke in the eye with a shitty stick think he's just making a point! fair point to. I love Obama! And Trev McDonald for that matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 think he's just making a point!fair point to. I love Obama! And Trev McDonald for that matter! HOMO ALERT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 21, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Bristol, them 'jokes' are as funny as a poke in the eye with a shitty stick probably made up by a black Edited January 21, 2009 by ZicoKelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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