brixton Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7914542.stm
Ashey Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 i'd shit in the sink if i had to pay to use the bog on a plane.
spit the dog Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 i'd shit in the sink if i had to pay to use the bog on a plane. problem being you still would have to pay as the sink is in the toilet cabin!
peebles Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I aint gonna slag Ryanair, I'm gong to Milan in a fortnight ?9 return all in. If you went to your local train station you'd be lucky to get out of the North West with a tenner. Just play the game, and have a pish with the door ajar.
Carlos Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 They are cunts if you haven't got a Visa Electron card, apart from that you can't knock them. Anyway, piss in a cup, job done.
no balls Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I can't remember the last time I had a tinkle on a short haul flight. If you can't hold yours for a couple of hours, have a word with yourself!
Smiffs Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 If I was paying for a piss on a flight I would want a trolly dolly to hold it and then shake it rather quickly for about 5 minutes until it was sick.
peebles Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I can't remember the last time I had a tinkle on a short haul flight. If you can't hold yours for a couple of hours, have a word with yourself! You aint drinking enough nb
no balls Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 You aint drinking enough nb OR I've got a cracking bladder for me age!
peebles Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 ORI've got a cracking bladder for me age! Mine's shot to pieces, Bedwetter Whites.
Guest squidgy66 Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I aint gonna slag Ryanair, I'm gong to Milan in a fortnight ?9 return all in. If you went to your local train station you'd be lucky to get out of the North West with a tenner. Just play the game, and have a pish with the door ajar. Good choice mate Beer is fooking expensive though. I paid up to ten euros for a standard size beer near La Duomo (the cathderal). It's easy to get to the San siro if you want to take a look. Down the end of one of the tram lines.
Traf Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Piss and shit in a carrier bag and tip it over the seats as you're leaving. That'll teach the cheeky fuckers.
Guest Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Shitting oneself seems quite popular & now a money-saving tip
The True Marple White Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I'd just piss on the cockpit door! It is inhumain that they won't let you use the toilet
Sweep Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 There is the other train of thought though, if you don't want to pay the charge, then just fly with another carrier - simple really
Traf Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 It's all about Ryanair's aim to make air travel free. They can't control govt taxes etc, but they can make air travel free. But if you want to eat, piss/shit, take any bags etc you'll have to pay. I'm of the opinion that they can do what they want as long as they're transparent with their plans and all passengers are aware of any additional charges that may arise. Ryanair only do short haul: most people can manage without the toilet going to mainland Europe.
Guest Biff Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I doubt whether this will actually come in. Just RyanAir taking the piss. As somebody said on short haul flights one should be able to manage without needing to go. The problem arises when you get a lot of lads who have spent the time in the airport waiting for the flight, drinking as much as they can in the bar. It always amused me when I flew RyanAir following Bolton that as soon as the seatbelt sign was switched off, there was a dash to the bogs and a big queue right down the plane.
Sweep Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I doubt it will ever happen, Ryanair have got a decent amount of publicity out of it though, so they're probably quite pleased
jeep Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I doubt it will ever happen, Ryanair have got a decent amount of publicity out of it though, so they're probably quite pleased In one! Thats all they were ever after.
Traf Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I doubt whether this will actually come in. Just RyanAir taking the piss. As somebody said on short haul flights one should be able to manage without needing to go. The problem arises when you get a lot of lads who have spent the time in the airport waiting for the flight, drinking as much as they can in the bar. It always amused me when I flew RyanAir following Bolton that as soon as the seatbelt sign was switched off, there was a dash to the bogs and a big queue right down the plane. Most of them were only going to powder their noses, though.
Carlos Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 That's what the little tables in front of you are for!!!
Widnes Two Hats Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I recall MannyRoad58 p?ssing in a cup on a flight to Geneva when they forgot to open the toilets Perhaps this is the future Anyhow, I don't recall ever getting a flight where I didn't have a p?ss, as long as it's the standard 20p I have no issues but I will be sh?tting down the side of the bowl to get my money's worth And perhaps I'll knock a couple out as well, paying will make it more dirty
Spider Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Thieving f?cking pikeys Last time I used them they were selling gin/vodka/brandy in tinfoil pouches. I'm amazed they aren't the first airline to hang diesel engines off the wings.
Traf Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Thieving f?cking pikeys Last time I used them they were selling gin/vodka/brandy in tinfoil pouches. I'm amazed they aren't the first airline to hang diesel engines off the wings. Oh, yes. Bullseye Vodka: it's the future! Brixton and I saw quite a few of those off en route to Marseille!
Spider Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Oh, yes. Bullseye Vodka: it's the future! Brixton and I saw quite a few of those off en route to Marseille! That's the one. It's probably pocheen or whatever the f?ck they call it.
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