Cricket spikes on concrete!

cork being pulled out of a wine bottle

The fizz of a cold beer being opened on a hot day

Bolt of the pub door being opened of match day

A massive BONG! the kind you only get from a really big bell.

Plymouth Sound for me.

 

My favourite Scottish sound is probably Clachan but I hear the Sound of Jura has some kickass sunsets.

Wimmin pissing!

A massive BONG! the kind you only get from a really big bell.

 

I also like the sounds of a massive bong

The sound of a satisfying plop hitting water

Girlfriend screaming my name followed by the sprinkling noise on the bed covers as she squirts like a fountain.

A damned good trump in my echoy bathroom, first thing int mornin

'Daddy'

 

The sound of clocking off early on a Friday afternoon.

Balls,Bum, Slapping! you get the jist.

Balls,Bum, Slapping! you get the jist.

homo alert

'Its in !!!!!!!!'

 

People shouting it just before the ball hits the net.

Plymouth Sound for me.

Beat me to it

So second favourite Pet Sounds

My consultant saying, "you're going to make a full recovery."

The happy whistle I get from my parrot when I let him out of his cage every morning.

Also like the noise of champagne being poured into a flute (sadly I don't get to hear it that often!)

The happy whistle I get from my parrot when I let him out of his cage every morning.

Also like the noise of champagne being poured into a flute (sadly I don't get to hear it that often!)

 

Is that your flute?

Is that your flute?

 

Tut!

'Daddy'

 

 

 

Winner !

'Weighed in, Weighed in'

Nowt better than a fanny fart

Nowt better than a fanny fart

 

Beat me to it although its been a while since i have heard one!

 

My 2nd favourite is farting whilst in the shower (preferably an enclosed shower with a door)

It sounds like a duck quacking!!

when yo one arrow someone and the noise it makes is quite satisfying