At Leverhulme Park this weekend.

 

http://boltonsonebigweekend.com/

 

Including.....

 

With over 4500 visitors expected at the show, below are just a taste of what you can expect at this 4 day event.

Towerfm Live Show

Big Foot Monster truck Show

Emmerdale Celebrity Support

Huge Funfair

2 Magnificent Firework Displays

Classic Car Show

Hot Air Balloon Show

Extreme Dancers

Wall Of Death Bike Show

Boltons Very Own Beach with Sand

Northwest Warriers Display

3 Marquees

Childrens Inflatable Play Area

Vintage Ferris Wheel

Vintage Truck Show

VIP Area

After the recent weather I hope they have something to pull the monster trucks out of the mud!!

...3600 Scrote's,

2800 fake Barburry Caps,

3550 Pair of cheap Nike Trackie's from Sports direct.

3500 Mckenzie jumpers,

1500 Pair of looped earings,

1600 Stud earings in bloke's,

2000 fake gold chains

1900 empty Cans of Stella on the grass.

150 muggings,

1 attemted rape,

2000 Asians,

200 Staffie Dogs,

1000 bloke's with half mast jeans and white socks

1000 Polish, better dressed than the locals

1900 prams.....I give you Bolton!!!!

 

 

 

No thanks!

...3600 Scrote's,

2800 fake Barburry Caps,

3550 Pair of cheap Nike Trackie's from Sports direct.

3500 Mckenzie jumpers,

1500 Pair of looped earings,

1600 Stud earings in bloke's,

2000 fake gold chains

1900 empty Cans of Stella on the grass.

150 muggings,

1 attemted rape,

2000 Asians,

200 Staffie Dogs,

1000 bloke's with half mast jeans and white socks

1000 Polish, better dressed than the locals

1900 prams.....I give you Bolton!!!!

 

 

 

No thanks!

 

youve missed people in pyjamas and grey tracky bottoms

...3600 Scrote's,

2800 fake Barburry Caps,

3550 Pair of cheap Nike Trackie's from Sports direct.

3500 Mckenzie jumpers,

1500 Pair of looped earings,

1600 Stud earings in bloke's,

2000 fake gold chains

1900 empty Cans of Stella on the grass.

150 muggings,

1 attemted rape,

2000 Asians,

200 Staffie Dogs,

1000 bloke's with half mast jeans and white socks

1000 Polish, better dressed than the locals

1900 prams.....I give you Bolton!!!!

 

 

 

No thanks!

 

for a scouser it'll be like monte carlo.

Anyone else getting a brian potter ran phoenix nights type affair in their mind?

Anyone else getting a brian potter ran phoenix nights type affair in their mind?

 

rides around the block in a cadillac and sammy the snake bouncy castle

It's Bolton Council's chance to fuck the pitches up now they have recovered from the last time they fucked them up!

And if anyone parks outside my house then they will be coming back to flat tyres.

I've gone to the liberty of translating the list.

 

At Leverhulme Park this weekend.

 

http://boltonsonebigweekend.com/

 

Including.....

 

With over 4500 visitors expected at the show, below are just a taste of what you can expect at this 4 day event.

Towerfm Live Show - A bloke with 2 decks playing Abba & Bucks Fizz, then

Big Foot Monster truck Show - A Mitsubishi L200 with overinflated tyres

Emmerdale Celebrity Support - Errr..someone who likes soap operas wearing an "I heart Emmerdale T-shirt??

Huge Funfair - 30 year old Waltzer and pikeys fucking galore

2 Magnificent Firework Displays - 2 for 1 on Standard Fireworks garden selection.

Classic Car Show - It's in Breighmet, what d'you fucking expect?

Hot Air Balloon Show - A chinese lantern provided by Golden Crescent.

Extreme Dancers - Diamonds Club of Bank St have a stall there for the day

Wall Of Death Bike Show - 2 stolen scramblers are raced at terrifying speeds into a garden wall

Boltons Very Own Beach with Sand - Half a ton of sand from the council depot is dumped on the park to cover all the dog shit, and called a "beach"

Northwest Warriers Display - Fighting. Obviously.

3 Marquees - 3 stolen tents covered in human shit.

Childrens Inflatable Play Area - do not, under any circumstances, let your pride and joy near this section.

Vintage Ferris Wheel - I'll bet it is.

Vintage Truck Show - ST John's Ambulance providing this as the emergency services simply won't turn up

VIP Area - Possibly the funniest thing I've read in years.

tik a boo spider, that made me chuckle that did

And if anyone parks outside my house then they will be coming back to flat tyres.

 

to make it blend in?

And if anyone parks outside my house then they will be coming back to flat tyres.

 

 

I phoned the Police one year and told them the reg of a mini what blocked our drive during the fireworks, our road was empty inside twenty mins. I couldn't go out and bollock them because there were about 40 people moving their cars

At Leverhulme Park this weekend.

 

http://boltonsonebigweekend.com/

 

Including.....

 

With over 4500 visitors expected at the show, below are just a taste of what you can expect at this 4 day event.

Towerfm Live Show

Big Foot Monster truck Show

Emmerdale Celebrity Support

Huge Funfair

2 Magnificent Firework Displays

Classic Car Show

Hot Air Balloon Show

Extreme Dancers

Wall Of Death Bike Show

Boltons Very Own Beach with Sand

Northwest Warriers Display

3 Marquees

Childrens Inflatable Play Area

Vintage Ferris Wheel

Vintage Truck Show

VIP Area

 

 

Hold the back page...I`m on the next flight home!

Hold the back page...I`m on the next flight home!

 

Is it a sell out yet?

 

And why are they advertising a "Huge Beech" Whats so special about a big tree?

C'mon folks, where's your sense of enjoyment?

A wall of death bike show - a 70s throwback surely worth the admission alone!! haha

 

NOT FORGETTING.....

Charlie the Clown Fish, Christie Bear, Stormy Stan and other mascots will be around to meet the young ones, who can also climb aboard the fire engine and enjoy the games and activities.

Edited September 16, 201015 yr by Smiley

C'mon folks, where's your sense of enjoyment?

A wall of death bike show - a 70s throwback surely worth the admission alone!! haha

 

NOT FORGETTING.....

Charlie the Clown Fish, Christie Bear, Stormy Stan and other mascots will be around to meet the young ones, who can also climb aboard the fire engine and enjoy the games and activities.

 

You mean you have to pay to go to this thing?

I remember the big show at St Helens on Sherdley Park in the 80s. Loads of different glass showrooms offering discounts on conservatory's. Went in them all, got plied with free wine and food. A bloke at work got me put on the nightshift so i thought payback was due, i duly found out his address and give times to go round his house knowing full well he would be in bed, and his wife at work. It couldn't have worked out better, he had three lots of salesmen come round at hourly intervals when he had just finished his nightshift and kept waking him up.

alright cmon then, who went?

bolton council called off all this weekends football on park pitches on wednesday

 

linked to this shite, course not

Edited September 19, 201015 yr by Casino

bolton council called off all this weekends football on park pitches on wednesday

 

linked to this shite, course not

 

that'd involve some sort of coordination and as you well know at the council we're not too good at that sort of stuff

aye, probably

 

btw - got the 'route' my mates lad is supposed to walk

 

it goes through a private plot...that in itself doesn't make me further doubt their competence, but the fcuk off stone wall built 30 years ago blocking any way through does!

 

asked if they were going to come and check the footpath t'other day

 

'well, probably not in this weather'

 

you really couldn't make it up

aye, probably

 

btw - got the 'route' my mates lad is supposed to walk

 

it goes through a private plot...that in itself doesn't make me further doubt their competence, but the fcuk off stone wall built 30 years ago blocking any way through does!

 

asked if they were going to come and check the footpath t'other day

'well, probably not in this weather'

 

you really couldn't make it up

 

I doubt i'd get away with using that line.

she won't

C'mon folks, where's your sense of enjoyment?

A wall of death bike show - a 70s throwback surely worth the admission alone!! haha

 

NOT FORGETTING.....

Charlie the Clown Fish, Christie Bear, Stormy Stan and other mascots will be around to meet the young ones, who can also climb aboard the fire engine and enjoy the games and activities.

 

Did he sing lady in red?